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Craig has been looking for more affection in the House, sending Anthony to sleep in the process.
He had a proper whinge tonight about Maxwell going up for eviction, Eugene's task failure and the distinct lack of lovin' he's getting.
"I can't believe Maxwell is up again," he said to Anthony.
"He'll be sound as a pound against Science," Anthony promised.
"We hope. There would be no bigger punch in the face," said Craig.
Next he went on to complain about Eugene failing the task. Anthony said he felt sorry for him, but Craig wasn't having it.
"No one feels sorry for me. Why should I feel sorry for other people?" he said. "If someone sees me crying, they walk past. They couldn't give two f***s. I get on with it," he said, apparently seriously.
"How could he fail, for f***s sake? This House is full of incompetence," he commented harshly.
Anthony accused him of being a bitch and being a "twisty git". So Craig moved on to another grievance.
"I'm sexually frustrated as well, which is something you wouldn't know about," he said, accusingly.
"Affection that I can't get from you, or Maxwell, or anybody else in the House is what I need. You get sexual affection in here. Maxwell did with Saskia. I don't get anything and it's really hard."
It does sound hard. Really quite difficult.
"Even a little snog is something at the end of the day..." he pined.
But as he cast his eyes on Anthony he found him sleeping soundly on the sofa. Probably worn out from all that sexual affection Craig's not getting.
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