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In The Ring



Science has suggested an ingenious idea to resolve arguments in the House - Big Brother Boxing.

The rapper thought a round or two in the ring would "squash everything...settle any dispute."

Rather than concentrating on the punching aspect of the activity, Science preferred to point out it was the most sporting way to handle things, ruling, "When it's for the love of sport then it's a different matter."

Anyway, Science insists he's not a violent man. "I'm a lover of nature, a lover of life," he explained.

But that doesn't stop him form relishing the thought of getting Maxwell on the ropes.

"He's ignorant," grumbled Science of the Londoner. "Far beyond the ignorance of a pig eating its own faeces."

And it's clear who he thinks would be left standing after the bout. "He underestimates my skinny physique," boasted Science. "I'd wipe the floor with him."

There goes Science again, talking about cleaning.
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Toilet Humour




As usual the three stooges, Maxwell, Anthony and Craig, were up to mischief again last night. They had an inside water fight using erm, toilet brush holders. Yum. At least they rinsed them first.

After Anthony and Craig held the toilet door closed so that Maxwell couldn't get out, Maxwell plotted revenge. Rinsing out the toilet brush holder and filling it with water, Maxwell readied himself for pay back.

As soon as his two pals released the door, Maxwell was out of the toilet like a shot. Seeing Maxwell's ammunition in his hand, Anthony and Craig knew that they were in trouble.

Anthony sprinted off in to the main House to escape the soaking, while Craig reacted in typical Craig style, he screamed. Knowing that Anthony had escaped, Craig tried to worm his way out of the blame, "It wasn't me Maxwell" he Shouted, "It was Anthony. I'm not strong enough to hold the door, you know that!"

Maxwell turned his attentions to Anthony but he had already barricaded himself in the bedroom. Craig tried to escape to the bedroom too, but Anthony was holding the door so tightly from the inside that there was no way Craig could get in. He tried with all of his might though, throwing his body against the door in a way that resembled some kind of bizarre dance.


Craig and Anthony finally both managed to retreat to the bedroom toilet, but Maxwell was relentless. He forced the door open and gave them a proper soaking.

Anthony filled up the other toilet brush holder and went to seek revenge. Maxwell ran but Anthony launched the water at him, drenching Maxwell and the kitchen.

The three stooges obviously found it highly amusing, but what would hygiene addict Science have to say if he found out?

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Bog Standard


Maxwell has been infuriating Science this morning by refusing to come clean about the toilet brush antics last night.

Crazy kids Maxwell, Anthony and Craig had been using toilet brush holders for a water fight, but when questioned by Orlaith mischievous Maxwell claimed they'd merely been cleaning them.

However, hygiene freak Science knew all about their unsanitary game and wasn't impressed by his Housemates' lies. The rapper took to mimicking the Londoner's cleaning claims in a whiny cockney accent.

A riled Maxwell spat at Science: "Yeah, we cleaned 'em out with your head. That's why they're so spic and span."



As Science continued to moan, Maxwell started imagining more filthy activities that would annoy the lyricist. He reeled off a list that ended with, "then we p***** on each other".

Sounds like Maxwell's more in need of toilet training than Science first thought.

Read more about last night's bog brush antics here...
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go science

First, these chavs promote aggrassive behaviour as cool and acceptable. Now, they are sending messages to everyone that it's COOL to play around with dirty toilet equipment? How many people died each year in UK due to domestic germ infection? Oh well, I'm sure these working-class chavs never read about it. These kind of articles will never appear in OK, Heat and The Sun anway.

Londoner are you some sort of snob or have you had a "bad experience" with a so called chav

chav is so last year

Yes, I had bad experience with chav. And, in my opinion, chavvy culture is simply not good for any kind of civilisation.

Londoner you do seem to be taking this all too personally mate.
They all have bad habbits. But Max doesn't have 666 tattoed on him somehere

londoner it is time t oshut or put dont like maxwell dont tell us tell bb and ring 09016 16 08 who argess