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is the insistance of the editor/director/whoever to focus on the diary room door whenever a HM goes in.

yes we get it that someone's in there, but we don't need the camera to focus on the door for the next 10 minutes

can anybody top that?

Haha, agree that is really annoying


Late at night, conversations will be going on, but oh no, some dipstick decides theyll show us the other HM's sleeping

Late at night, conversations will be going on, but oh no, some dipstick decides theyll show us random pictures from around the house. under the table, a knome in the pool etc.

dips in sound/cuts for no reason, other than saving it for the highlights show the next day

Makosi's 'pregnancy'

Saskia's meltdown

Makosi constantly bitching

Makosi lying.

Maxwell talks to other housemates WITHOUT yelling! I'm so used of him yelling and barking to everyone, that it irritates me so much when Maxwell stops doing what he is naturally cultured to!

I agree with the diary room door, it's totally unnecessary.

We've recently started to see something nasty from previous years, the 'we're saving the good bits for the highlights' loop. It's a series of pre-filmed shots that are nothing to do with the current action - this year it's two shower heads, an arty view under that table and a couple of other shots. Ocassionally I can see the reasoning behind it - when a HM is walking around or showering naked before the watershed and you can't safely show what's going on without risking something prohibited being seen in a mirror by mistake, but it's being used very cynically when something interesting is happening.

The fact that every single show is fixed, and the housemates are actually all indeed professional actors

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The late-night director of this series.

They tend to leave the shot on a particular HM when another HM or other HMs are talking.

Alright, I know it's Club Loaded and the editor has probably fallen asleep, but the fool should stay awake. I like to see who's talking!

I get enough faceless voices in my head as it!

Hello, hello, who's there?

Sorry - but tasteless and all as Makosi's 'pregnancy' is, it's funny (and thinking it's funny is probably even more tasteless)

I wish BB would repeat the 'baby-minding' task next week - and give Anthony a nice little baby - with lovely dark skin - to take care of. And it'd be nice to see Makosi knitting little baby clothes.