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Maxwell made a storming exit from the Big Brother House, living it up in front of the crowds before Davina dragged him off for a chat. Here's what the geezer had to say for himself...

Maxwell, you thought you were going to win. What happened?

I dunno, people don't like fun and games all the time.

What's worse, being evicted or losing to Science?

Not being funny, all he does is cooks chicken, moans about chicken and shouts at people.

Why do you think they evicted you?

At the end of the day, when people are saying Maxwell you're going to stay, they turned it on its head. I don't know what I've done.

You're a man of extremes, sometimes utterly loveable, sometimes not very nice. Do you think you went too far?

I got a bin chucked at me, and food thrown on me head. I walked away twice.

I think one of the biggest things was Scabgate. You told Craig you'd sprinkled your scabs on Science's food. Did you?

He was sat there a half hour later saying it was the most delicious thing he'd ever eaten.

But did you?

There's a possibility.

You were much calmer once Saskia went.

I think I was a little more subdued. I was having a blinding time, a wicked laugh, and then she went and 50% of the laughs had gone.

Are you in love with Saskia?

I'll definitely take her for a few drinks.

She said you were very good...

I'm a good kisser and I'm very good at the old tickly rubs as well.

The night under the duvet. Saskia told us it wasn't just a kiss and a cuddle...

I don't know what she was doing! Was Craig was at the bottom of the bed? I've not ever made a bird make any noise in the sack so I don't know what woke him [Kemal] up.

Did you fancy Orlaith?

Not at all, not one bit.

Did Anthony have sex with Makosi?

I don't think they did it. He didn't have a clue. We told him he was in the pool with Kemal and he believed it.

What have you learnt about yourself?

I didn't want to learn anything. I wanted to teach people about me!


Ch4

The Triumph of Science





The Housemates have been left stunned by Maxwell's eviction from the House.

Hugging Anthony and pecking Craig on the cheek, the Gooner didn't muck about, instead rushing to the exit bellowing, "Open the f****** door then!"

After his friend's departure, a shocked Anthony moodily paced about the lounge, but soon had to comfort a tearful Craig who had retreated to the toilet to sulk.

For once even Science was gobsmacked. He sat in silence staring into space contemplating his victory.


But Team Diva seemed quietly pleased by the evening's events. After listening to Maxwell brave the crowd they huddled together for a group hug while Kemal yelped, "Diva hugs! Diva hugs all round!"

"You've got to be a strong favourite in my opinion if you knocked him out," Anthony later muttered to Science.

"I don't know what it means," the rapper replied.

Whatever it means, Team Diva seem to feel they have the upper hand...


Ch4

Bye bye Muckswill, you numpty

Davina: I think one of the biggest things was Scabgate. You told Craig you'd sprinkled your scabs on Science's food. Did you?

Max: He was sat there a half hour later saying it was the most delicious thing he'd ever eaten.

Davina: But did you?

Max: There's a possibility.

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Gosshhh! This chavvy boy really has no shame. "There's a possibility." Now it's official. This scum has just barbarically murder the British great civilisation...

London get of your high horse - its going to be very interesting how you react to the rest of the series. You have made more inflamatory comments than max ever did. Sometimes our words come back to haunt us.

Errr...duh.
Now it's official that it was a possibility...but we already knew that.