Weird Science
Maxwell has gone and a triumphant Science was sitting on the sofa with a miserable Craig.
After an evening drinking, Science listened to Craig bemoaning the absence of Maxwell, but he had little sympathy. In fact, all he had was rhymes.
"I don't miss Maxwell, because he disrespected people," Science said.
"But I miss him one million percent, there's some poisonous people in here," Craig whined, but Science replied in jive: "Poisonous paragraphs that I'm spittin' make people smitten like kittens."
"F***, f***, f***. F*** the fact he's gone," the camp hairdresser wailed.
"Get over it," Science replied. "Everybody's talking about it in their way, but I'm here to stay."
Craig started to get dramatic and said he hoped he was evicted next week because he couldn't cope anymore, but it fell on deaf ears as Science was too tipsy and disinterested to listen.
"If they think I'm a clown I won't care, I won't even frown, I did it for myself just like us being in the commonwealth," the ghetto spokesman rang out before adding, "...and I don't know what the f*** I'm talking about right now."
Then Anthony joined them and very loudly ate cheese on toast while all three of them discussed the future in the House.
Science thought he'd be up for eviction again. "On Monday, which is just after Saturday and Sunday, you're still gonna hear, 'the people up for nomination is Science and whoever', but I don't care if it's gonna go that way," he said.
With a mouthful of toast Anthony said he didn't care if he was evicted and Craig just huffed and sighed.
Science, however, was more philosophical. "At least I had my face on the cake, two big dogs up for eviction which was the way people planned it out - it's nothing to shout about."
He then puffed on his cigar and sat back. Science may talk like a ghetto Dr. Seuss but he managed to stop Craig complaining and that's a trick nobody else has pulled off so far.
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