Wonderfully wierd Science is 'off the hook' following Maxwell's departure and he's found his first real pal in the house, Eugene. But all eyes will be on devastated Craig and Anthony as their team lies in ruins... and will someone please tell boring old Vanessa to shut up
#Derek Laud, 40 11-4 Big Grandpa told Big Brother: 'It is outrageous that you haven't sent in somebody that can flirt with me.' Now that would be worth watching! Derek has been on top of his game this week. Truly the master of the house
#Makosi Musambasi, 24 3-1 Pregnant my foot. The queen of the house knows how to go for the drama. She is playing a cute game to match Derek by nominating Orlaith, her new bestest buddy, who appeals to Anthony. Jealous, Makosi
#Anthony Hutton, 23 6-1 Clearly found it hard to contain himself in the pool with Orlaith and Makosi. Your teenage fans are not allowed to watch that type of action, Ant and wouldn't be impressed by your cringeworthy over-eagerness
#Eugene Sully, 27 6-1 Eugenius! Science's new buddy is also a fan of home science with tales of cameras inside dishwashers and theories of evolution. I like the super-tactful Eugene and hope he and Science can be a great double act
# Science The Great 13-2 The most genuine housemate I think this year has seen. 'I've never been a follower, I'm a born leader but I can't lead people who want to be misled.' Word. Survived eviction against the odds so he may go all the way
#Kemal Shahin, 19 13-2 It's hard to see him beneath Makosi's thumb at times. His chanting for Science was sweet though and stomping around the kitchen stashing food in his heels was one of my favourite moments of this week
#Craig Coates, 20 14-1 Horrible combination of moaning and sucking up to Maxwell. His week again revolved around his unrequited love for Anthony. Give it up Craig - it ain't happening. Good to see the end of that mullett after the hair challenge
# Orlaith McAllister, 26 25-1 Getting naked at every opportunity, working out in the smallest of outfits and rampant action in the pool. Orlaith should be careful if she doesn't want to incur any more backstabbing. Start preparing your eviction outfit sweetie
#Vanessa Layton McIntosh, 19 33-1 The only housemate not to receive a vote this week. What fresh madness is that? I just stick my fingers in my ears whenever she appears on screen so I don't hear her annoying voice. Someone please evict her
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