Day 49, 00:26
Craig's attempts at small talk are starting to irritate Anthony who wonders if he's ever capable of a normal conversation.
When Anthony complained to Housemates that he had never been chosen for a secret mission by Big Brother, Craig decided to put the cheeky boot in.
"You wouldn't be able to maintain it, would you?" Craig said, teasing Anthony about his secret agenting skills.
But Anthony took offence and accused Craig of "acting like a bit of a dick".
"I don't know how to be with you, Anthony," Craig said, in a hurt voice. "If I pay you a compliment you don't like it, and then you don't like it if I lay into you," he said, sounding confused.
"If I said to you, Anthony I think you've got really lovely eyes, you wouldn't like it," Craig continued.
"Can't we just have a normal craic instead of ripping into us, or saying I've got lovely eyes?" Anthony asked in despair.
"Let's just have a conversation for f*** sake," he shouted.
But you have got lovely eyes, Anthony!
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Constant Companion
Day 49, 01:30
After a few beverages, Craig just couldn't leave Anthony alone. Eventually they fell asleep in the Living area but Craig carried on his incessant chatting, sleep talking about err, balls.
Despite Anthony turning down Craig's requests to sit next to him and share a bed with him, he remained patient and let a tactile Craig hug him.
In a discussion with Craig and Science, Anthony talked about sharing a bed with friends to save money. Craig quickly asked, "Would you sleep in a bed with me?"
"Let's not get in to it," Anthony replied politely, but Craig wouldn't leave it. "So what do you think I am going to do, rape you?" He pestered, before whining, "Maxwell let me (share a bed)."
Ever the diplomat, Anthony replied, "If there weren't enough beds yeah, but there are enough and I like to spread myself out."
Later outside the Diary Room Craig asked, "Ohh Anthony, can I have a hug?"
With Craig draped over him Anthony said, "You're normal now, you turn mad when you've had a drink."
"It's only around you I do, " Craig defended. "Oh Anthony, why do you send me insane? Do you do it on purpose?" Anthony didn't reply.
Worn out after giving Anthony so much attention, Craig fell asleep on the sofa. Anthony slept too, end to end with Craig with their legs touching.
While Craig slept with one hand down his trousers and an attractive line of drool running down his chin he mumbled, "So if you touch my balls, so what can you do?"
Obviously Craig was dreaming about tennis, right?
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Making Up Isn't Hard To Do
Day 49, 11:15
Craig has been trying to patch things up with Anthony after the Geordie complained he had drunk one too many last night.
On waking, Anthony warned Craig he didn't like him when he was tipsy, moaning that he behaved strangely after a snifter.
Still under the impression that the pair of them are up for eviction, Craig quickly apologised for getting squiffy. He explained he didn't want to spend one of their last nights together "being a bitch".
Of course, Anthony's bad mood soon melted after Craig voiced his regret. He admitted he'd only been annoyed as he's "very protective".
Aww. It's good to see them kiss and make up.
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