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The strange, uneasy peace that descended on the Big Brother house has been blown apart over the last few days. The moral of this story seems to be: never make a houseful of idiots paranoid.
Kemal hates Orlaith and Makosi, Makosi hates Kemal and Orlaith, Orlaith hates Makosi and Kemal, everyone hates Science. So figuring out who the housemates will nominate is likely to be a little, well, unpredictable.
It's always better to start betting on evictions before the nominations have been announced, for the simple reasons that the odds are much better. As soon as the results of the nominations are announced this afternoon, the odds will get much, much smaller.
Unless Big Brother decides to weird up the eviction again, that is.
Here are the latest hecklerspray and Betfair.com Big Brother eviction odds...
Anthony - Anthony, or "Saint Anthony" as he is now known, is winning favour left right and centre with housemates and the pubic. Very likely to still be in the house next week. Current odds - 129/1
Craig - Craig's friendship with Anthony is heartwarming right up until Anthony looks at a girl, then Craig has a massive freaky strop. But because of their friendship, Anthony and Craig have weathered the mentalness that's filled the house recently, and this has increased Craig's chances of staying this week. Current odds - 79/1
Kemal - Kemal is slap bang in the middle of a crazy psycho meltdown. He thinks that Makosi is a mole, and not a real nurse. He's been shouting at Orlaith. He's been hanging out with Derek. Despite his descent into bonkersness, Kemal's eviction odds are still pretty long. Current odds - 64/1
Eugene - In times of relative crisis such as these, housemates will nominate their arch-enemies instead of the fairly irritating mild-mannered wally. Eugene is the fairly irritating mild-mannered wally's fairly irritating mild-mannered wally. He does crap mole voices, but people don't hate him enough to nominate him. Current odds - 49/1
Derek - Derek's popularity inside the house has never recovered from the time Science revealed Derek's opinions to the housemates. His popularity outside of the house has taken a bashing too, but there are other housemates before him in the firing line this week. Current odds - 15/1
Makosi - Makosi's role as the house untouchable has been in danger since the housemates heard her being booed on Friday night. Now they know she's unpopular, they might start nominating her. Her bitching has gone out of control, which hasn't helped her cause. Current odds - 23/4
Science - Just as he was starting to be accepted by the house, Science went berserk and now everybody hates him again. It'll be a miracle if he doesn't face eviction this week, but there's a very strong chance that he'll beat the rap. Current odds - 16/5
Orlaith - Orlaith had a sharp reality check on Friday when she realised that Britain doesn't love her quite as much as she does. And knowing this has sent her over the edge. She's shouting, she's bitching, she's crying. She wants to go home. And she probably will on Friday. Current odds - 13/19
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