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Being attached to each other by leashes is proving to be a bit of a nightmare when the argument spreads into the bedroom.

While Science was safely ensconced in the Diary Room, the Housemates continued to argue about nothing and everything.

"You're on thin ice Makosi and you know it," Derek told his dog as she railed against him for his words about Science.

"You called the boy a peasant and that doesn't look good," she growled, pulling at her leash.

Derek tried to give the argument some focus by reminding Housemates that the real issue was the threat Science posed to the group's success in the task.

Eugene dared to put his paw up to interrupt and have his say. o" all of us up."

But nobody was listening. And the root of the argument became obscured as Housemates put their own personal spin on the situation.

"I worked so hard to get in this House, and he is ruining my enjoyment," Craig moaned. "He is ruining the experience for me."

"I do not like wearing this dog thing," Makosi complained. "Someone's telling me I'm trading on f******* thin ice," she said, close to tears.

Perhaps Big Brother should send in some doggy chews to keep their mouths occupied. Ch4

Who Locked The Dog Up?



Bad dog Science has been causing headaches for his Trainer Kemal, but Big Brother has stepped and sent the errant hound to the Dog House.

After a morning spent running around after the naughtiest dog in the school, Kemal went to the Diary Room to see if he could get Science put down.

But Big Brother had a more humane form of punishment in mind and Kemal returned from the Diary Room with good news.

"I got told off," he said, trying to keep up with Science. "They said I couldn't keep my dog under control," he told the other Housemates.

Kemal then took his naughty pup up to the loft and locked him in. "He has to stay there because he's been bad," he revealed.

"I'm meant to be free like the Littlest Hobo," Science howled, practically scratching at the door.

Stay boy!


Ch4

Oh shut up, Craig. That's about the 8th time he's said that now. Maybe he should just leave like he said he would if Maxskia went.

Dog Day Afternoon



It started off with a simple dispute about eggs, but then the Housemates united against Science as playground insults went flying.

Science is from the carpet-bombing school of debate; in an argument he just keeps talking, until his opponents can take no more. But the Housemates stood united against his most recent rant.

"Mummy! Mummy! Mummy! I need attention," Derek simpered, pretending to be Science as he went off on one.

In the exchange that followed everyone talked at once, everyone talked very loudly, and no one said anything nice.

The Housemates collectively accused Science of being a spoilt baby, who can't cope if he doesn't get his own way.

In return Science called Derek a "bitch". "Who's the one that looks like a little boy?" he asked Derek. "How much have you learnt from me every day?" he added with characteristic modesty.

But it was Craig who came out most fiercely against Science. "I hate your guts," he said. "I don't think you're a bad person but I hate you," he added.

"I've got love for the people and people got love for me," Science said loudly.

"You're an idiot," Anthony said.

"Am I?" Science questioned.

And so on...

Ch4

Wish we all had a pound for everytime Craig said his enjoyment was being spoiled he's said that from the moment he was first nominated.

Because bleating about wanting to leave isn't considered sorry for oneself...?

Science isn't happy unless he has beaten everyone at everything. He certainly won't like people being in control over him, that's for sure