T For Two
Anthony and Craig had a cryptic sex chat this afternoon, with Craig dropping a few hints about his sexuality and Anthony shifting uncomfortably.
Craig was asking Anthony about his experiences and was suitably impressed. "Oh you're such a stud in the bedroom. You are quite agile. I bet you could perform the Kama Sutra book, how your body moves," Craig said admiringly.
"I'm very enthusiastic with different positions, like," admitted Anthony.
The sex talk got the boys all hot and Anthony asked if they could change the subject.
"Would you say I was more dom in the bedroom or sub?" Craig asked.
"I would say you would be the dom one because you're a dirty b******," said Anthony.
He then asked Anthony to choose which he thought Craig was, "G or T?"
"Probably both," Anthony thought.
Craig confessed he was a T. Or liked to T. Or something.
"Too f***ing right. I thoroughly enjoy it," he said.
"I can't cope with it, man," said a squirming Anthony, who had obviously never T'd in his life.
Desperate Pleasures
Craig and Anthony are bursting with sexual frustration, although the Geordie is refusing to give in to his urges.
Craig loudly moaned of his raging hormones, despite his brief relief the other night. "They're going to have to send someone in to f*** me. Anthony are you going to help me?" he wondered.
Anthony immediately gave a firm refusal, and Craig spotted the misunderstanding. "Urgh, not in that way, you dirty b******! Help me to get over it, talk to me about it."
Anthony sympathised because he too was feeling a need to relieve himself. "I was big time tempted last night," he confessed.
Orlaith thought it was best if he just got it over and done with. "You should do it to relieve yourself," she advised. "Is it not sore?" But Anthony sighed that he'd probably just wait things out.
Craig wondered just how much Anthony was suffering and asked on average how often he needed to let off steam. "Every day?" queried the hairdresser.
"Course," replied Anthony.
Craig found this hugely amusing. "Randy little bitch isn't he?" he snorted to Orlaith.
And getting randier by the day Craig!
Cold Shower
After sympathising with each other's sexual frustration, Craig and Anthony have been trying to cool off with a water fight.
Passing Anthony lounging on the sofas, Craig furtively tipped a glass of water down the Geordie's back.
Anthony flinched slightly as Craig gleefully shrieked, "That was excellent wasn't it?"
But the hairdresser soon regretted his prank as his vengeful friend approached him, demanding he take his mic and shirt off. "You only have to ask!" giggled Craig, before realising his chum was serious.
With shirt removed, Anthony bundled Craig off the sofas and carried him over his shoulder towards the pool.
"I love you, please don't hurt me!" cried Craig in vain as he was plonked in for a quick dip. The 70s dancer then finished things off by spraying him down with the hose.
Well, that should've calmed them down a bit.
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