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PostPosted: 25 Jul 05, 14:53 
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pikeylass wrote:
He's like a clingy 2 year old being left for his fist day at nursery.


:eek: :eek: - surely that an arrestable offence. :eek:


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I believe stalking is so watch this space.....

If Iwas Ant I'd hide my bunnies :D


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The twonk does not do himself any favours climbing into a double bed with the guy ......


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Honestly if he pursued a gilr like that he'd be arrested.I cannot see the difference nor can I see why Ant puts up with it if he really is uncomfortable :-?


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 Post subject: Wife Material- "God, I'd make a good wife"
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If Big Brother should do its own version of Changing Rooms, maybe Craig could fill Laurence Llewellyn Bowen's role?

Discussing home furnishings with Orlaith and Anthony, the Norfolk lad lusted about parquet flooring, white sofas and neon-lit bathrooms. Steady on, saucy.

"I'd like a wet bathroom in sandstone with chrome accessories, red neon lights and a big fat-arse circular Jacuzzi bath. I think that would be fabulous," he enthused.

"Imagine that Anthony. A big bath with candles and bubbles... how romantic!" he gushed.

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"Mmm, fantastic," agreed a noticeably indifferent Anthony, face down on the sofa.

"God, I'd make a good wife," muttered a dewey-eyed Craig, before frothing: "I love baths. I love having a bath with somebody. Have you ever had sex in the bath?"

"Yeah," said Orlaith."

"I think it's quite hard," said Craig.

"It is," agreed the model. "It has been lovely. But the second time I tried it was a bit weird."

"I've never had sex in a bath," dismissed Anthony. "I've started to have foreplay, but there wasn't enough room."

After a heavily pregnant pause, Craig snapped out of his daydream to conclude, "We mustn't talk about sex, it upsets me."

Stick to decorating then, pet.


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 Post subject: Re: Craig and Ant ...part 246
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pikeylass wrote:
I really cannot stand Craig pawing Ant any more.Quite how Ant hasn't slapped him by now is beyond me.I see it as nothing short of sexual harrasment...the constant need for attention,the refusal to give up asking for a kiss and a cuddle even though Ant has said on numerous occasions he's not interested.If Craig was harrassing a woman like that there would be an outcry and I dont see how his behaviour is any different though hes directing his attentions to another man.He is a worse bunny boiler than Michelle.Any minute now he'll be constructing his love nest under the table.


()^ Great post, thoroughly agree (although I am one of the few that likes Craig).

Surely Anthony deserves to win for suffering Craig alone!

"I'm not a piece of meat, I've got feelings too you know."

A simple lad, but a decent lad. A credit to his mum (and gran).

Wor all proud o' ye Anthony lad. :D

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I don't know why Craig bothers still trying for Anthony. Surely he knows that Anthony isn't interested, i mean, after all this time Anthony still hasn't give Craig any signals at all that he fancies Craig. IMO, Craig is maybe acting a bit spoilt, by just pursuing Anthony all the time, not taking no for an answer at all.

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Anthony had a rude awakening this morning when Craig squirted the Geordie with hair gel.

Craig roused the 70s dancer briefly to check if he'd been punked during the night, possibly with shaving foam. He'd been too tired to care at the time, but was certain a prank had occurred.

Yet Anthony grumbled he was innocent and tried to get back to sleep. "Right, OK then. Let war begin!" growled Craig.

And as Anthony drifted back to the land of nod, Craig exacted his revenge. Sneaking over, he enthusiastically squeezed gel all over his sleepy head.

"Got you back!" he giggled, but Anthony thought the whole thing had been poorly planned. Craig's timing had been all out according to the Travolta fan, he should have bided his time.

But Craig couldn't have cared less. As Derek wandered in on the messy scene, Craig chuckled, "I had an accident on Anthony's head!"

Better make sure Anthony isn't planning any 'accidents' for you later Craig...


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Craig is off on one again over nothing.

He is a nightmare for bitch whipping Ant over nothing


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pikeylass wrote:
I think Ants a saint to put up with him.He's like a clingy 2 year old being left for his fist day at nursery.
As for Derek,divide and rule seems to be his modus operandi.Still what do you expect from a Thatcherite :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:


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