Tomorrow night, either Kemal or Orlaith will be thrown out of the Big Brother house, get booed within an inch of their lives, then go on to present the 'Tea-Towel Of The Week' show on some godawful shopping channel until the day they die.
As far as we can tell, this week is a straight, by-the-books eviction. No jiggery-pokery, no double evictions and, sadly,
no Keith Chegwin. But the Big Brother people are sneaky buggers - who know what might happen?
As it stands right now, Orlaith is still the favourite to be evicted. But the odds are getting closer and closer.
Here are the latest hecklerspray and Betfair.com eviction odds for Kemal and Orlaith...
Kemal - Kemal doesn't know how lucky he is this week. Various mumblings have rumbled around the country questioning why Kemal is even still in the house. Against most competition, he would be out this week. But now he has a number of secret tasks to do, and the public love these. Makosi became popular quickly by doing one of these in her first week, and people even liked Saskia for a while when she was given one to do. So Kemal should be safe this week - but it's a close-run thing. Current odds - 13/12
Orlaith - It's hard to tell if Orlaith thinks that all her whining and crying is an attempt to garner sympathy from the public. If she's so genuinely upset about being in the house, she could just leave. She says that none of the housemates are her friends now. She moped about like a fool last week and she stayed - although she's favourite to go at this moment in time, we wouldn't be surprised if she repeats the trick again this week. Current odds - 9/10
The odds are tight - going on past evictions, it wouldn't be a shock if Kemal overtakes Orlaith as favourite before Friday. Then again, Orlaith is very unpopular. Head over to Betfair.com and see the odds change in real time. And do't forget to bet on this or any of the other seven Big Brother betting markets.
Good luck, chaps.
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