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Day 73, 10:00
It's not long now before the remaining Housemates are released back into the wild. After being held in captivity for so long, the big bad world might come as a bit of a shock to them. But what will be top of their to do list when they readjust to their surroundings?
For some, grooming will be top priority. After weeks of showering outside and only ever getting dolled up to watch someone get evicted, some serious pampering is going to be in order.
Makosi has already decided that a change of hairdo is on the cards as her afro is getting a little rough around the edges. The nurse has plumped for sleek and straight to be her new look.
She's also hoping to lose a few pounds as she's noticed her eviction outfits are feeling a bit too snug. So perhaps a Makosi work-out video is in the offing. Complete with diva dancing.
Alternatively she could always try Craig's intended instant makeover of dermabrasion, liposuction and male breast implants. Although she might want to skip the last one.
Being the proud and dedicated owner of a salon, following his own makeover Craig will probably be back on his mission to give everyone in Britain a mullet. Perhaps he'll even find a vacancy for trainee hairdresser and best buddy Anthony.
But then Anthony will have his own busy schedule to contend with. First of all he'll need to drop his laundry off for the glorious Granny Hutton. Those pulling pants are going to have to be neatly ironed ready for all the swanky premieres he'll be attending.
Then it will probably be straight back down the gym to boost his muscles and his man points which have fallen a little in the House.
Having realised he has a tendency to ramble on every now and again, Eugene will probably be investing some time in practising his public speaking. Speechwriting pal Derek could pop round to help him trim the re-telling of his anecdotes down to under five minutes.
And with her belting voice that Makosi so thoroughly enjoys hearing, Kinga will simply have to make an album. Perhaps a cover of UB40's Red Red Wine would prove popular.
Whatever their plans, no doubt they'll be hoping to put them off that minute longer come the final night...
Ask her about her hypocritical moments in the house.
