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Anthony: (on winning BB6) 'I canna believe it, seriously. It's off the scale.'
Makosi: (on being evicted to loud boos). 'To a certain extent I look on myself as a winner. I've never lost anything in my life. It's terrible to have people booing.'
Kemal: 'I have balls as well as stilettos!'
Science: 'You know, Craig is really just a heavier version of Dale Winton.'
Anthony: (on Craig) 'It's like having a nagging girlfriend. Your nagging is destroying me.'
Maxwell: (on finding Science and Anthony with Orlaith) 'It's like flies round s***!'
Kinga: (after her notorious display with a wine bottle) 'I did something awful yesterday, absolutely terrible with a bottle of wine and I regret it. I'm so embarrassed.
'My mum's going to think I'm such a *****.'
Derek: (on Mary) How can a witch be petrified of being booed? That's why didn't take her seriously.'
Eugene: 'Have you ever trod on a plug? It really hurts - but not as much as having your photo taken looking through binoculars.'
Craig: 'You wouldn't think I used to do kick-boxing, would you?'
Craig: (on Vanessa) 'She is Miss Piggy - the hair in curls and wearing pink. I wouldn't trust her as far as I can throw her.'
Eugene: 'My favourite thing is audio technology, especially compression. I love throwing TVs off cliffs.
'If you play the noises back, you can identify the make of TV and year it was made.'
Craig: (to Anthony) 'You should be blonde mate. That's how thick you are.'
Makosi: (when trying to weep during the crying task) 'Tell me Saskia's still around or something.'
Anthony: (to Craig) I can't believe you are spitting the dummy all the time. I'm fed up of your tantrums.
'Go in the corner and talk to yourself.' Craig: (on describing himself as an 'alien from a colony on the Utopia Plenesia' on Mars) 'I put up observation satellites to study your race. But then my ship crashed and I had to live among you.'
Makosi: (on the other housemates) 'I'm sugar, baby, I'm honey. don't need them to talk to me to look good.
'They talk to me to look good. Mary: (while pretending to own a dog) 'My dog will be coming into the house at 7pm tonight. There is no one left to look after it so Big Brother is letting it come in.' Saskia to Derek: 'One last thing. To turn me on - and I mean really turn me on - I like men who can bark like a dog.'
Eugene: (during the Morse code task) 'Dar dar dar, da da da dar dar.'
Saskia: (on her breasts) 'I see them every day but I'm still surprised how big they are.
'They're just massive and I don't know where they came from.'
Maxwell: (to Saskia) 'I'd suffer backache to have boobs like that, darling. I wouldn't leave the house. I'd be dangerous.'
Eugene: (on why he doesn't have a girlfriend) 'I am far too busy with much more important things like Radio Club.' Maxwell: 'Hey Craig. What are you doing out here you big weirdo? How are you feeling, gay boy?'
Maxwell: (to Lesley) 'You never go swimming.'
Lesley: (replying to Maxwell) 'What? I've been in there four times. It's cold, plus I have p*****d in it twice now... only joking.' Maxwell: (on Saskia) 'Love doesn't even come close to the way I'm feeling about her.'
Anthony: (to Craig) 'You would make a terrible boyfriend.'
Makosi: (on her pregnancy scare after her pool romp with Anthony) 'I didn't come into the Big Brother house to have a baby.' Roberto: (to Sam on giving her a massage) 'I'm a PE teacher - I know where to put my hands.'
Sam: (on Roberto's massage) 'It's making me scream. It's orgasmic.'
Saskia: (to Vanessa) You are a greedy b****. You took my crisps. You are always sitting around feeding your face.' Kemal: 'Is the church a good place to meet nice young Christian boys?'
Eugene: 'Can anyone do an impression of themselves?'
Lesley: 'This is the first time I've been with a group of girls and had the smallest t**s.'
Maxwell: 'Off the hook. Jog on.' Science: 'Power to the people.' Derek: (when dressed as Margaret Thatcher) 'This lady's not for turning.'
Craig: (every day) 'Anthonnnnnnyyyy!' Orlaith: (to Science) 'Zip it. Just shut up. I can't take any more.'
Lesley: (during a late night dip) 'I don't think my nipples are that big when they are in the water.
Vanessa: (on being sent to Room 101) 'I hate maggots. I'm sorry but I can't go anywhere near them
