BB FANS

...if they've been posted already)

Not that I agree with it all, but here it is.


*Anthony is probably the thickest of the lot. He is a hairdresser, but he called a mohawk "a mo-hog", said he'd love to go on holiday to the Sea-Shells and didn't know what "an anecdote" was.

*The Geordie dancer also thought giraffe started with a "J", had never heard of the House of Commons and didn't know his home town of Newcastle had an underground system.

*His dimwit pal Craig wasn't much better. He claimed he didn't know what "a ghetto" was, adding: "I thought it was a country near Jamaica, actually."

*And Craig also thought that Notting Hill was the largest town in England because he had "seen a film about it" and even said he didn't know who Tony Blair was.

*Craig and Vanessa were also certainly bottom in geography - they thought Jamaica, Zimbabwe and Africa were all countries which took part in the Eurovision Song Contest.

*Dopey Science must have flunked religious studies at school as he told the gang: "All Bible stories come from Egypt."

*Don't ever send Saskia out to buy your loo rolls. She thinks they're made by Durex, the condom manufacturers, instead of Andrex.

*She might be a nurse, but Makosi claimed Kofi Annan (Secretary-General of the United Nations) was general secretary of The Royal College of Nursing.

*During a quiz, when asked to name five authors, dozy Kinga came up with movie producer Steven Spielberg and fictional boy-wizard Harry Potter.

*She also admitted she had no idea what the word "majestic" meant.

*Makosi clearly needs to sort out her music - she thought opera singer Luciano Pavarotti was an ancient classical composer like Mozart and Beethoven.

*She also looked up in the sky and asked the group: "Where do clouds go?"

*Craig - who thinks he is blond - certainly acts like one. He said sports presenter Des Lynham wrote the "Rumpole of the Bailey" books.

*Get Kemal a map. When he was asked where Liverpool was he said: "It's near Wales and Scotland."

*Brainy Eugene isn't so brainy. He thought hamburgers were called "hand burgers" because people ate them with their hands.

*And Derek isn't exempt from this list. He actually confessed he had never heard of Davina McCall and asked: "What does she do?"

Thank you Cameron, The Star is not on my normal reading list.

well there isn't much to actually read in the star is there Jim?

Despite some of them being true, sounds like The Star have taken as much as they possibly can out of context. Example, "She might be a nurse, but Makosi claimed Kofi Annan (Secretary-General of the United Nations) was general secretary of The Royal College of Nursing." This was during one of Derek's quizzes and she didn't know the actual answer so said that as a joke. In no way did she seriously believe this.

Has anyone seen anything about BB in The Mail because I haven't found anything since Saturday?