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But Jim, that might take her entire head off.

Aye, use it anyway. Better to be safe than sorry eh.

You lot are meanies

We cant have them spreading you know!!Mind you there are enough toxic chemicals in that house to prevent any lice wanting to take up residence

Anthony's breath is almost 100% proof.

And I did say proof OK

To be honest, I had to laugh - I have been that drunk in my uni days - poor lad - I know how awful that feels

I got that drunk one night at a hospital do and my friends took me to casualty to get advice
Thing is I was off to France next day...
Didnt touch booze for ages

When one finds oneself similarly inebriated, one prefers to be alone with one's shame, (if one remembers rightly).

Oh I think we all stripped down to our, er, briefs, in our student days.

Luckily, for me, all photographic evidence has long since been destroyed

Haven't drunk vodka since vodka night at university

Southern Comfort it was with me.Had to give the taxi driver extra £20 and the guy I was with never called me again!!!

That stuff Bacardi - once was enough.

I fell asleep in a doorway once

Oh those were the days

I broke my arm and got concussion

Me too. I fell down a flight of stairs.

Snapped my arm in six places.

Ouch!