From today's Daily Mirror, a hilarious piece.....
.......A GIRL who had a schoolyard fight with Big Brother's Anouska over a boy has branded her a troublemaker and an "embarrassment".
Anouska slapped Laura Robinson, left, across the face when she heard she had snogged boyfriend Adam Douglas. She bragged about the fight to housemate Sissy, saying: "When I was 14, I got into a fight with this girl because she was trying to get it on with my boyfriend.
"So I beat her up. She'll be watching Big Brother now, going: 'You bitch'. She'll probably say she was the one who beat me up, which is bollocks."
But Laura, 20, said: "I thought she was pathetic. She's an embarrassment. She says she wants to send the ratings up by having sex on the show. But at the end of the day, that's prostitution." Laura was in the same class as Anouska at St Thomas More School in Buxton, Derbys, when the kiss took place........
Full Daily Mirror Article.... Hilarious