Seen as they've not put any up yet (so far) you lot get a full summary of the column this week you lucky people!
There's a bit about how his New Year resolution is going to be to lose weight, he mentions how people tell him he doesn't look overweight (I'd agree...) but he actually is. He says he feels sorry for the women like Lesley Ash who've had disasterous outcomes with cosmetic surgery.
There's a bit about manners and how on the plane to Birmingham he read that this is the place that supposedly people have the best manners and when he got there someone asked him for a light and when he informed them he didn't smoke they said 'well you should start!'

Apparently Edinburgh are the rudest city en écosse and how in his opinion the people there are not as friendly as those in Aberdeen or Glasgow.
Getting invited to Craig BB6's 21st birthday party in some posh place in London and how he hopes he can go despite never having met him. He thinks he got invited because of how Cameron defended him about Anthony and stuff in the EE.
Going to the EE Aberdeen's Champions awards on Friday and really looking forward to it. (maybe what these are is self explanatory from the title but instead of one of my explanations I'll try and find a link for you all - when you read about the people up for nomination though they are all so deserving.) Oh and here he mentions about how he's looking forward to starting panto rehearsals.
He says about how his friend bought him a toy Duke's car which he's delighted with (there's a photo of him with it but my scanner doesn't work...) amd how he's going to see the new Duke's of Hazard film tonight but feels it won't be as good as the original.
Last but not least the new feature of his column 'Stout's Smilers' where he's going to say wee things that made him smile. This week it was seeing an Austin Cambridge car in Birmingham which apparently looked 'stunning'.
Woah that is even longer than usual but I have to say that is one of my favourite columns so far.
