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Our feminine intuition strikes again - but the two words under Felicity's name might just give us a clue

pants - rumbled again

Sorry to hear that, Felicity - have you tried cumin and tumeric? Apparently they are quite good for flatulence

GG - you're too funny

well done - I take my hat off to your wit

*and you called me witty?!?*

Hahahahahahahaha. Couldn't help it.

I did think you were possible the piano player but didn't know if you were in Orkney or not.

aw I wish I could play the piano, I taught myself quite a bit on the keyboard but I'm rubbish at it

You sound like my friend, she would say something like that! also found out the yesturday one of my collegues has a woopy cushion

um this week it had, oh wait a second. something about 'text language' (which I agree with, I very rarely use it. The only thing I say a lot is 'lol' I suppose but on roadsigns like you said it is ridiculous - it'll take people who don't text much or whatever an age to figure it out), thanking people for the number of letters he has had thanking him for roses and other than that my mind has gone blank!!! There was a big bit but I can't remember what it was speaking about.

Is this Saturday's Cameron's column on the internet yet?

I don't have a clue, I'll check the website.

here is part of it, the bit about Billy Connolly's tour. That's the big bit I forgot about - the web doesn't appear to have all the wee extra bits though. CLICK HERE

Thanks Jezi

See - we're all on to a winner here folks! Did you read the bit about the hotelier asking 'Do you know Cameron Stout?'

Cameron - I might try the 'I've shared a Forum with Cameron' line in London in the summer - hoping for a last minute table at 'Vertigo' and Jamie Oliver's '15'!! As my budget usually only runs to Pizza Hut, I'll be hoping that they'll be so glad to see me, they won't even consider asking me to pay!

great idea GG!

oh yeah that was the other thing I forgot, fancy only agreeing to giving him a room when he said he knew you what a cheek the hotel had

There's more chance they'd know me at Pizza Hut gg!