The main bit is mainly a wee summary of what the housemates have been up to since they got out. Speaks about Brian not being able to believe he has won, the twins doing lots of photoshoots, Liam being overawed by a free mobile phone despite the £100k (best way to be I think, what a sweetheart

) and apparently the rest have been like they were in the house. Mentions speaking to Carole on the phone. He says this year all the housemates were "what you see is what you get".
Waving goodbye to his faithful Range Rover to get a more economical car in the form of a diesel hatchback.
Mentions the search for a Jasmine for HMT's panto this year. This Saturday in the Music Hall for girls 16 or over if you're interested!!
Speaks about those croc shoes (

sorry!) and how everyone who has them "swears by their comfiness".
Ant and Dec filming an American gameshow where they are the hosts but whenever their accents become too broad a buzzer is pressed and filming stops. As it only happened twice in 6 shows it wasn't too bad.