Meal For One
Day 57, 16:15
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Craig and Derek had a proper bitch about Science after he dared to cook lunch. Anthony on the other hand tucked right in.
"I can't sit there and watch Science eat. It makes me feel sick," hissed Derek.
"I've never known greed like it in my life," said Craig.
"No one wants any?" asked Anthony between mouthfuls.
They did not want any. "It looks disgusting," said Craig. "I know what he's like. If he cooks for everyone and I eat it, next week he'll have one of his hissyfits. It'll be thrown in our faces."
He'll just throw it in my face
"I didn't think of that," admitted Anthony, who saw the meal as something to eat, pure and simple.
"That's what he does it for. He uses it as ammunition," Craig informed him.
As Anthony went for salt, Craig and Derek carried on talking about Science's dark motives for cooking.
"He's a nasty piece of work," said Derek. "He doesn't do anything out of the goodness of his heart. He does everything in a calculated way."
When Anthony returned he offered Derek some of his lunch.
"No thank you. I'm fasting," said Derek.
Who would have thought lunch was so complicated?
Funny Food
Day 57, 16:45
Kemal has noticed Derek's attitude to Science and told Makosi and Orlaith he doesn't support it.
"Derek keeps tutting every two minutes, that Science has cooked, that I'm eating Science's food, that Anthony's eating Science's food, that everyone's talking to Science," he said.
"I know!" squealed Makosi. "When we were eating, he passed the table and he stared at your plate."
Kemal has had his own arguments with Science, but he's not holding a grudge. "I don't see the problem. I know we've had our differences. I've cooked for Science a million times. I can't not talk to anyone."
"You can't go on ignoring people," said Orlaith. "You have to do what you want to do in life. You can't just do what someone [else wants]."
"He is a good cook," conceded Makosi.
"I think it's funny," said Kemal.
"I think it's funny," replied Makosi.
Apparently Derek doesn't.
