Mon, Aug 1, 2005
megastar
So, Kemal got the boot on Friday, then Orlaith decided to walk on Saturday and then they shipped in that annoying gal called Kinga on Sunday.
How could you forget Kinga - you know the loud one who was in the Secret Garden with the Irish bint and eccentric Eugene?
No it wasn’t just a bad dream.
Anyway, she’d barely been in the House 5 minutes when she had a tongue sarnie with Anthony and Craig in the pool during a game of Truth or Dare.
Then she got camp Craig to suck Makosi’s boobs before he drowned himself in her own mounds of fleshy mammaries.
Ugh, it’s enough to turn the poor boy gay.
Craig then tried his best to get Ant to do something with him, but Action Man head was having none of it: "I would rather wipe my a*** with a broken bottle, not a chance. Get your head around it, it's not happening."
Keep at him, lad.
Meanwhile, upon entering the House, Kinga was told that she would be immune from nominations if one person didn’t pick her for the chop.
We’re not sure she understood this, so hopefully she’ll be out by Friday.