Day 69, 22:00
Breast novice Derek has been given a crash course in the finer points of female anatomy by an eager to please Kinga.
The fascinated fella copped a feel in the pool as Kinga explained the mechanics of bra sizing.
Bravely grasping Kinga's ample assets and giving them a good squeeze Derek asked the busty babe "Are they real?"
Kinga kindly pulled up the bottom of her bikini top so that Derek could tell that he had his hands on the real deal. She then allowed Derek to rest his head in her inviting cleavage.
So this is what they feel like!
The breast expert proceeded to give Derek a crash course in female anatomy, including a detailed explanation of bra sizing conventions.
"I didn't know anything about the alphabet before I came in this House," Derek commented dryly. "I didn't know that letters could refer to the area around a woman's bust," he explained.
Frankly, all the letters in the alphabet couldn't fully describe the weirdness of that particular encounter.
Sheesh.
