August 9, 2005, 9:06:53
female first
4 days to go.
On last nights show, Big Brother housemates spent most of their time doing what they do best -arguing with each other about trivial crap.
Makosi and her incredibly deteriorating weave woke up in an emotional state. She was still moaning about being in the cage the day before when all the housemates except Eugene choose to receive goodies and release her.
She wouldn’t talk to Big Brother or tell Craig "the professional crier" what was wrong, she decided to take her emotions out on Anthony and argue about said weave instead.
Maybe the reality is now starting to hit home to Makosi that they whole of the UK knows the hundreds of lies she has told over the last 11 weeks and in the next few days she will finally have to face up to them?
And then we had Eugene entertaining Kinga with enthralling stories about ‘radio club’ while she fought to keep her eyes open. The strange thing with Eugene is the he rarely speaks, but when he does the man will not shut up, unless like Kinga, you ask if you can put make-up on him.
And Anthony is finally catching up with the rest of the country by getting sick of Craig and his manipulative, childlike behaviour. After Craig hit him on the head with his microphone, Anthony told Makosi "he is a real handful" and no, he wasn’t talking about his man breasts.
The BB contestants were each given a secret mission to pretend to the other housemates that they were hypnotised by the fictional Melvin the Hypnotist.
Anthony went first, when he heard the words ‘hot stuff’ he had to act like he was in a nightclub and pretend to fancy everyone in sight. Kinga who had previously told Makosi that she thinks Anthony is sexy got the shock of her life when he tongue kissed her and grabbed her gigantic boobs.
But when Anthony tried to kiss the most irritating man on the face of the plant, Craig ran away screaming like a little girl, go figure?
With the Wednesday night surprise eviction only one night away tensions are running high - please do your duty as the great British public and do not waste you vote on Craig, imagine his face when he gets voted out Wednesday, I’m so excited I can hardly bear it!
3 days to go
The group were rudely awakened this morning, by a loud ringing in their ears. Provided by Big Brother, of course because they still haven't learned the art of getting out of bed.
Makosi was the first to realise that she couldn't stand the ringing and hiding her hangover behind a pair of sunglasses, headed for the shower.
Craig, Anthony and Kinga, of course slept through the racket. Not surprising after Kinga's "Drunken" episode, last night.
Once he did get out of bed, however, craig decided he had an important question to ask Big Brother, and headed for the diary room.
"How's my tan?" he asked in the diary room. Ever tactful, of course, Big Brother declined comment.
The Hairdresser then headed right back to bed, where he made sure Anthony got a good eyeful of his tackle, prompting some interesting questions from Kinga.
Of course, in traditional Big Brother style, Kinga went on to discuss the posibility that Craig was an actor, with her 'best buddy' Makosi
"Did you see how uncomfortable he got when I asked him who is going to win?" Asked Makosi
And you can't let the girls have a bitching session about the boys without letting the boys bitch about the girls - Craig was also accusing Makosi of being "obsessed with the money" and "false"
Of course, all Craig really wants is a normal, old fashioned relationship. If you can call Anthony chained up in his cellar 'normal'
