BB FANS

Resident BBFans' old curmudgeons, Alanlapin and Blagman, pass judgement on Big Brother 6.

While we are more like the cheap, one-star B&Bs of a seaside town than Waldorf & Statler, here are the findings of our 11-week investigation.

The Moaning Muppets In The BBFans' Balcony

Excellent

Thanks Madeline, I was worried I'd offended someone when my first attempt at posting this disappeared!!!

C'mon people, it cannot be that much of an unpleasant shock to finally see what Blags and I look like.

BTW, I'm the slightly cuter one on the left, and I don't smell of wee and cough sweeties like Blags does!

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I think you know FAR too much about Blags,Alan!!

You're just jealous I married him and you had to preside over the ceremony!

I think he's still waiting buttocks bared for me to lay some pipe.

I was only ever in it for the money! These BB contestants are amateurs. I'm an old pro'! Oh dear.

Well done Alan, just got around to looking at the backlog

Jim, that's positively filthy!

If you'd bothered to read the story of our love, you'll see that I never consummated my marriage to Blags.

I read that one Alan, it was brilliant. I'm still scraping the vindaloo off the Comp screen

You read it on 'E' Jim?

Finally we have an explanation for your posts Jim!!

Never use them Alan

Aww, Jim ruined my aceeeeeeeeeeed, al-reeeeeeeeeeeeet, joke.

Now I know why he likes smilies, they bring back fond, far-out memories.

I know Jim, I'm not into drugs either.

BBFans is more than enough of a hallucinatory experience for me.

Yeah Alan, sooner or later you may think England will win the Ashes

Your picture things have been fantastic again this series Alan!