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 Post subject: ANT'S OFF ON ONE BIG BONKFEST
PostPosted: 14 Aug 05, 19:58 
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By James Desborough

SEX-starved winner Anthony is going on a nationwide bonking fest.

He wants to make up for 78 days of celibacy on the show by bedding as many babes as possible.

The Geordie hunk has ex-housemate Orlaith McAllister in his sights, as well as Girls Aloud and Jennifer Ellison. And he's already rifling through hundreds of fan letters from babes.

Anthony admitted: "Well, I'm a good looking lad and I've just made £50,000 so I'll be able to pull. I'm gonna get loads of birds fancying me. I'm gonna be at it like a mad man. Seventy-eight days is the longest I have gone without having sex. I'm dying for it.

"I just hope I've not forgotten all my techniques. It'll be fun practising."

He added: "I really fancy all of Girls Aloud, except the ginger one, and that Jennifer Ellison is really fit. I'm sure they'll be loads of famous ladies out there for me to come across."

Anthony, who dances as Chico Puerto Rico, added: "I plan to go to a few showbiz parties. I'm sure a few ladies will want to get to know Chico a bit better."

Camp contestant Craig had a crush on Anthony, but Ant himself fancied ALL his female housemates. He said: "Orlaith was amazing. She had a great body, her boobs were fabulous. I don't care if they were false, they were great."

But his lustful antics were kept in check by thoughts of his gran, Mary, 68, watching him on telly at home.

"She would not have been impressed," he explained.


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Oh God...

The 'ginger one' in Girls Aloud must be thanking her lucky stars.

Ah, sorry... have just read Alan's post above - now THAT's worth reading...

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Anthony admitted: "Well, I'm a good looking lad and I've just made £50,000 so I'll be able to pull. I'm gonna get loads of birds fancying me. I'm gonna be at it like a mad man. Seventy-eight days is the longest I have gone without having sex. I'm dying for it.


Such humility :-?

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Yea young people today, ::lol:: ::lol::

Well he never pretended to be any more than a one night stand man. He dosnt have female mates as just sees them as a bonk.

Well done british public ::lol:: ::lol::


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JimD wrote:
I'm sure they'll be loads of famous ladies out there for me to come across."


The man's obsessed! Does he want to impregnate every woman in sight?

Granny Hutton needs to put the lad on a leash. And then give him to Craig. He'll need some toilet training though, he just goes where he stands.

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Don't you reckon these statements are all about making sure people don't doubt his sexuality any more?

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So he doesn't care about the fact that they might just be thinking about the £50,000, or the fact that they are just going to be going with him because of big brother :roll: I would hate a lass to be with me because of anything celebrity like. Still, some people are like that i guess.

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blagman wrote:
Well he never pretended to be any more than a one night stand man.


He's actually standing up? Blimey, he is short.

But not of a few bob. But most of that will go on fortifying Granny Hutton's house with a moat and electric fences to keep Craig out.

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I must admit I feel like a bit of a prat now. I was supporting Anthony throughout BB but since he left(including his reaction and interview) I have steadily gone off him.


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He was mostly al-reet in the show, but what an ar$e he is now that's he out. Of the house at least.

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When he did his 'Routine' on arrival at the house the word T*SS*R came to mind and he never did anything to change my mind.

Wonder if he has asked Cwaig if it's ok to go on tour or is he going with him to 'Look After him' ::lol:: ::lol::


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JimD wrote:
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When he did his 'Routine' on arrival at the house the word T*SS*R came to mind and he never did anything to change my mind.

Wonder if he has asked Cwaig if it's ok to go on tour or is he going with him to 'Look After him' ::lol:: ::lol::


Well, when he went in I thought he was an idiot. After a few weeks though I thought he was sound and I thought that right to the end.

Since he has come out though I am starting to think that we are seeing the real Anthony and the way he was inside the house wasn't the real him.

Maybe I am wrong. I don't know.


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That would just be hoying with his affections.

Craig could be the towel man in his corner, and wipe him down after each round. I think it would be more a case of wet wipes.

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Maybe Craig is an unsung hero after all...

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