Megastar
Phil Kemp
Makosi didn't exactly get a champagne reception from the baying chav massive as she left the Big Brother house on Friday, did she?
In fact, you can barely imagine anything more hostile than the boos and abuse dished out to the loony-lunged nudist.
Luckily for her, she's a bit of a hard-arse and doesn't seem unduly phased, as she peels off and grins in a Sun confessional about her "teen lover" who is "all man".
It's supposed to be a none-too-veiled pop at BB winner, the dim, self-absorbed eyebrow-sporter Anthony, who slated the boob-flasher on Friday over what the Star calls her "sex lies" after their apparent pool-based frolic.
Makosi had better enjoy her exhausted youthful sap while she can, though.
The poor "schemer (is) out in the cold," squeals the Daily Star, "after being snubbed by her angry housemates". So much so that there are rumblings that the "hated" micro-star is "to flee Britain".
Meanwhile, Kinga the minger takes centre stage in the Daily Mirror - for the last time ever, we can but dream.
The portly bikini-filler insists "telly bosses FORCED her to behave outrageously".
Referring to the notorious incident of the wine bottle, she claims she didn't probe about with said vessel, and adds that she's only had one proper boyfriend.
That's one ever, apparently. Not at a time.
