SundayMirror
FINAL Big Brother 6 dribbles at
What The Housemates Did Next (E4, daily) where, amazingly, the cretins are eminently more fascinating now they're out. But only because they're currently clinging on to that fame like Eamonn Holmes eating a Cornetto in a sauna.
And big questions must be asked. Like will ungracious winner Anthony's agent ever receive a Hutton inquiry? Or will Anthony have to change his "Sound as a pound" catchphrase to "Lend us a pound" and his stage name to Chico Un-importante within a year?
Elsewhere, did Neil Hamilton greet his old friend Derek with that vacuum cleaner hose in his hand for the benefit of the TV cameras or because he couldn't wait to get reacquainted? And, as for Derek's plans to "make politicians accessible to young people", didn't he already do enough of that before he went into the house?
Also when the narrator said "Mary's got a meeting with her agent and is going for some castings", was that just a polite way of saying she was back working at that massage parlour?
And finally I can't help thinking Kemal will regret his decision not to take advantage of "several newspaper offers" since leaving the house.
Because some of those CDs have got some great tracks on them...
