England cricket ace Kev flashed around his middle stump, scored a duck in bed & then dropped me like a slip catch cos he wanted to play field
BIG Brother beauty Vanessa Nimmo has told how cricket ace Kevin Pietersen bowled her over with a sexy text campaign - then let her down with his middle wicket.
Vanessa, 27, says the purple-hair-dyed batsman couldn't repeat his Test form when he went in to bat with her during their one-month affair.
She said: "I certainly wasn't hit for six by his performance.
"He was a once-a-night flop. Kevin seemed to want to get it over as soon as possible and made me do all the legwork while he lay back and thought of England."
Blonde model Vanessa, who shot to fame with her stripping and lesbian snogging antics in Big Brother 5, has told how 25-year-old Pietersen...
INSISTED on making love in the dark.
CRAVED sex but was an inexperienced lover.
PROCLAIMED his love after just one date and called her his Missus.
TEXTED her constantly, even when they were sitting next to each other.
SEEMED more interested in his dyed hairstyle and shopping than cricket and claimed they could end up as the new Posh and Becks.
DUMPED her after claiming SHE was obsessive and clingy.
Vanessa first chatted to fellow-South African-born Pietersen - currently playing in the 4th Ashes Test against Australia - at Wimbledon in June. She went to bed with him at his London hotel after a dinner-date following a match at the Oval last month.
She said: "I told him I wouldn't have sex with him straight away. He was naked, but I refused to take my knickers off. He's slim and has a lovely backside, very willowy. But his manhood is nothing to write home about.
"It was just about normal size, but I only ever saw it in the dark as he doesn't have sex with the lights on. The next morning he went down for breakfast and he told me all the players were cheering him, asking if he'd had sex.
"He told them that I was 'The Missus', I was his girl now, I was going to be around for a long time.
"Kevin also asked me if I would go to the tour of Pakistan with him. I thought 'Bloody hell, I've only known you a night'. It was crazy."
Vanessa said Kevin was also addicted to his mobile phone and would text her 20 times a day and call her 10 times a day, demanding to see her.
She said: "When he got out at The Oval he was texting me as soon as he got back to the pavilion. He was doing it in the toilet. He texted me about 15 times. He told me that someone had asked what was wrong with his bladder as he kept going to the toilet so much."
Kevin's strange fascination with mobile phones continued, even when they were sitting next to each other.
She said: "Even though we were together he was still texting me. He sent one text while I was right next to him saying 'I love you'. That was really weird.
"Kevin was desperate for sex and kept pestering me all day. He sent one text that evening saying 'Can't wait'.
"But sex was really dull. He is definitely just a missionary man. I think he's used to girls doing things for him.
"After sex he turned over and fell asleep. I let that one go as I thought his mind may be on the cricket, but it wasn't a one-off.
"Throughout the relationship, he pestered me for sex, but he was just a flop."
The following day Pietersen - who is allowed to play for England and Hampshire because his mother was born in Britain - was back at the Oval.
Vanessa said: "I was sitting with his dad and his uncle. Kevin kept coming to see me and giving me suntan lotion. It was bit weird as all the other players were concentrating on the game. I think he was very keen to see me as a trophy girlfriend. That night we went with all the other English boys and Aussie bowler Shane Warne to a club.
"Warney had just been exposed in the papers as a love rat and he was getting abuse from girls. Kevin really laid into one of the girls telling her to 'f*** off'.
"I was dancing most of the night as the team were all quite boring and just talked about cricket."
And leg-overs before wicket with the Test match star didn't get any better.
Vanessa, who frolicked with fellow contestant Jason Cowan on Big Brother and has also dated England soccer star Alan Smith and TV Castaway hunk Ben Fogle, said: "His performance in bed got worse. He had no imagination. I was left thinking, What about me?
"I was the one who had to be domineering and take the lead, which is not what you want from a big strong cricketer.
"He pestered me for sex in his phone calls and texts, but then didn't know what to do when we got down to it.
"It was like all this build-up and a real letdown. He was interested in only his own satisfaction and then he would roll over and fall asleep."
What Pietersen did get excited about was SHOPPING. Vanessa said: "It was like a priority in his life, more important than his cricket. He could outshop any woman. He had more clothes than I own. He's got this thing about his earrings. He always wanted diamonds.
"He was very conscious of his hair, always looking in the mirror every two minutes.
"He revels in his party animal reputation. He thinks that everyone wants to be Kevin Pietersen and he thinks he's the next David Beckham. He told me we could have been the next Posh and Becks but I wasn't interested in all the publicity."
Vanessa's sense of disillusion increased after they went to player Michael Vaughan's testimonial night at the Dorchester Hotel.
She said: "Later that week Kevin signed a text 'Good night miss clingy'' and another 'U need to realise u are a nobody trying to be a somebody'."
Vanessa realised that Pietersen - who has dropped five catches while playing against Australia - had finally dropped HER as well.
The cricket star went to last weekend's V pop festival in Chelmsford, Essex, with a mystery brunette.
Vanessa added: "To be honest, I don't ever want to see him again.
"He believes his own hype, but he needs to concentrate more on his performance under the sheets than his batting performance."
Sundaypeople
