BB FANS

Oh she's progressed onto kiss 'n' tells now then
Ben Fogle had a lucky escape.

She's the one with the famous friend - shell Jubin,

She should have stayed with that nice Jason boy. He'd have taken good care of her.

I keep thinking this thread is about somebody's toilet habits.

Ha,ha, as in she dumped in the toilet

very ggod.

5 September 2005
Mirror
By Daniel Boffey

ENGLAND cricket star Kevin Pietersen is dating sexy TV presenter Natalie Pinkham.

The batsman and the former Sky sports host were spotted smooching in Knightsbridge, West London, during a night out with Aussie rival Shane Warne and fast bowler Simon Jones.

Natalie, 27, became a firm favourite with Prince Harry after they met at a rugby match when she was dating British Lions scrumhalf Matt Dawson.

The royal was said to be infatuated and regularly sent her flirtatious text messages and emails.

And they became closer after her split from the rugby player.

Last year, Natalie - who appears on The Poker Channel - joined the prince on a safari holiday.

This summer, Pietersen, 25, had a month-long fling with Big Brother 5 contestant Vanessa Nimmo.

But she later said: "He believes his own hype - and needs to concentrate more on his performance under the sheets."

Poor Vanessa - perhaps she should try a 'normal' relationship with someone NOT famous (assuming she could cope with not being in the papers for a while).

Like someone else we know, that seems to be her trouble right enough car345. And I don't mean Shell.

Very true Cameron - oh the price of celebrity (or at least as close as some people can get to it) - I don't mean Shell either.

The problem at that point though is that the non-famous person who gets with the famous person invariably either ends up famous themselves, or the fact that one party is a famous person seems to eventually cause problems within the balance of the relationship. That or the nonfamous person gets accused of being a ligger and just wanting to be with the famous person to get themselves famous.

See Fran Cosgrave.

or

Abi Titmuss.

or

Peter Andre.

Far too keen to put people in boxes we are, thats the thing.


I know in some cases its true, but in others, its just media portrayal and probably does as much or more damage to relationships as the actual fame itself does.

That's true, but the person I was thinking about IS:

""accused of being a ligger and just wanting to be with the famous person to get themselves famous. ""

I have no idea who you are speaking about, so I shan't even begin to start guessing because the potential list is mahoosive.

Ah, no. I can't help it...

I'll just have three guesses though or it'll quickly go stale...

1) Les Dennis
2) Nana Mouskouri (she has to be a ligger, she has HUGE coat tails)
3) Barney The Dinosaur (after all, he'll tell anyone he loves them. And all without any form of illegal narcotic. Sommat not right with that dinosaur.)

? Am I right? Say I am. You know you want to.

'Mahoosive' nearly made me choke on my supper! Hahahahaha.