BB FANS

4 September 2005
SundayMail

BIG BROTHER winner Anthony Hutton will perform with his 70s dance troupe next month in his first Scots gig since leaving the TV house.

The 23-year-old, of Consett, County Durham, will be the star of the show when Stretch Limo Boogie Express appear in Stirling's Fubar on October 1.

Anthony will also appear at Glasgow's Destiny nightclub on September 25 and Perth's City bar on September 30 - but without his dancing shoes.

The Geordie will only be there to meet fans and sign autographs. His pals in the house - Cockney lovebirds Maxwell and Saskia - were at Perth's City bar last weekend and were mobbed by fans.

Last night, Anthony said: "I'm really excited about coming back up to Scotland and it will be good to get back with the lads again.

"Maxwell was in Perth last weekend and told me the crowds were mental and the atmosphere was great.

"He reckons it will be even better when I get up there

glad to see ant is getting on with his 15mins and enjoying it . er wheres craig no mention of him there, they havnt had a row again have they.

He seems to be having a busy schedule does our Anthony.

Pathetic tosser, dancing with his troupe

Have they giving the votes out yet, its remarkably not been shown

Any publicity keeps him in the limelight longer than necessary

any publicity he or any of the others get is fine by me. anything to keep the spotlight off makosi.

Could "mobbed by fans" be translated to "crushed in the rush when the bar opened?"

Just curious. If I were in a club where Maskia were attending, I would be crushed in the rush to get out via the fire escape. But maybe thats just me.

As for Anthony, that has to be the fastest return to original job in history.
(Considering he claimed only to be getting his dancing shoes out one more time with the boys, and afaik that happened fairly soon after he left the house).

If hes clever, he will realise his strength lies in the novelty of his fame within his disco act. As an ensemble with him on board, they could secure lots of bookings and charge multiple times what they got before. As a solo artist, he's lacking substance.

Although, they will have to call themselves Stretch Limos Boogie Express featuring Big Brother 6 winner Chico Importante - Wife Beater and Kiddies Ambassador To Consett.

I'd pay to see them if they were called that.

Why wasmt he asked to open Willie Wonka as he's one of da oompa loompas?

I didnt realise that was in their job description

9am - Turn on chocolate river.
10am - Water chocolate flowers.
11am - Remove small fat child from tubes.
12noon - Open Willy Wonka.

You forgot first task.....


Fake tan your viz bits as badly as poss.....

They do that after their showers before bed. They like to get stuck to their sheets overnight. Its an oompa-lumpa fetish

Guuurrrrooosssss!!!

Oompa Loompa doompety doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get when reality calls
A cool 50k and some brimming dance halls
What do you think might be coming your way
Another wedge of cash from Hello and OK?
I don't like the smell of it

Oompa Loompa doompety da
If you're not Saskwell, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doompety do
Doompety do


Oompa Loompa doompety doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompedah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

Alcohol is fine when it's now and again
But from too much you should always refrain
But it's repulsive, revolting and wrong
Allowing Craig to stroke you, all day long
The way that a lover does...

Oompa Loompa doompety da
Given good manners you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doompety do

Oompa Loompa doompety doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

Who do you blame when your pants are not flat
Its Granny Huttons fault, what dya think about that?
Blaming yourself isnt within your game
You know exactly whats to blame
The lack of holy water

Oompa Loompa doompety da
If you're not spoiled then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doompety do

Oompa Loompa doompety doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompedah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

What did we get from reality TV
A tiny drunken geordie with an IQ of three
Why don't you try simply reading a book
Or could you just not bear to look
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no commercials

Oompa Loompa doompety da
If you like reading you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the - Oompa -
Oompa Loompa doompety do

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


(BTW..what part does cry ag play??)