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He seems to be a bit tipsy


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where ant then or have they had another row, well theres no keeping up(right) with those two is there

Craig: "hmmm I wonder how im gonna get in the newspapers tomorrow....... aha I know, i'll stagger about like a drunk idiot when the photographers arrive"

He would have made a great career in the silent movies

My brother was telling me today that his friend saw Craig and Dan from last year in Derry recently. She says that Dan was really upset when some kids crowded round Craig asking for his augograph, but obviously didn't recognise him!!!

where was his anfony

9 October 2005
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Debbie Manley & Alice Walker

BB6'S CRAIG COATES tucked into the free buffet at the Stars Behind Bars event on Thursday. He should watch the calories as he seems to be piling on weight.

I was a bit drunk last night too. I insulted a Z list celebrity in the process. YAY!

Oh pray tell, you know you want to, was it Bonnie Langford

No, it was premiership footballer Peter Crouch, but I didnt know that. I was walking through Liverpool with the hen night posse, and I saw this quite ugly looking bloke in a really rubbish white linen jacket, far too big for him and all crumpled. I decided in a drunken moment to point out how cr*p his jacket was, so strolled over to him and said "Excuse me, I just have to tell you that your jacket is awful" and all these awestruck lads hanging round with him said "EY Love, DONT you know who he is? Hes Peter Crouch!" and I said "Who?" and they said "Peter Crouch!" like they were reverently speaking of some sort of higher being.

I turned back to him and said "Well, whoever you are, Thats one terrible jacket" and promptly legged it before I got lynched by his crew.

Umm, I think they might have been having you on Crouch was playing last night

He was crap

Where were they playing? I googled him and the bloke I spoke to looks exactly like Peter Crouch and was really really tall.

It was also midnight, which is not an ideal time to be playing football and if he wasn't Peter Crouch why were loads of people hanging round with him in the middle of the main shopping centre in Liverpool at midnight?

They were playing in the afternoon in Manchester so it is quite likely he was in Liverpool that night

Yeah, may well be if it was mid-night

Wheeeee!

Cool. I might move him to the Q list if he plays for england, but he should get an extra Z for that jacket.