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Having lost a stone and a half in 6 weeks,Kinga shows off her new figure and shares her diet secrets with us in 'Heat' this week.Still got mega jugs tho

Love the shot of her 'running'....

Lord alone knows how she manages the sit ups!!

I read that title as 'Kinga ON Heat" and went right off my wine

hmmm....anyone reckon she has a secret corset on?

Oh, I'll have to have a look

Nice pics- she was always a good looking lass, if not that classy!

I would!

Not buying it. Shant look. No. Standing firm this time. I'm not moving on to Woman either. Thats for old ladies.

You could move on to Grazia MrsM, like i've been attempting to do...its sort of half gossip, half womans mag. some of the gossip's quite saucy tho!

Is it a magazine that insists that absolutely no body shape whatsoever is acceptable? "Eat more takeaways! Stop being so skinny! You're too fat! What are you doing in that old pair of curtains! I saw you in that posh food shop in Knightsbridge stuffing your face with feta while talking on your mobile phone about having your colon irrigated!Look at her, doesnt she look better now shes put some weight on. Look at her, doesnt she look better now shes taken some weight off, Look at Darius, why has he no undercrackers on, etc etc etc etc etc"???

If its not, I might give it a go

Grazia's OK but its a bit schizophrenic in that one minute its very fashion orientated and have this, have this, then its also got a story in it about a heiress who discovered how shallow it all was and now lives above a chip shop!
theres nothing much different about it, but not so tv driven as heat, more fashion and 'slebs.

mrsm i think we should start our own magazine, what do you think?

for normal people fed up with all the garbage about the latest miracle diet and how Paris Hilton has got chewing gum stuck to her bum (yes, this really did make the headlines in this weeks heat)

time for a new thread i think....?? what shall we call it?

I cant think of anything to call it that isnt wildly crude in some way, I'll ponder that for a little longer. I think a magazine is an excellent idea.

Can I be your motoring correspondent?

Yes, you probably can. But only if you promise not to talk about cars over 1.8l in engine size. I'll have to confirm that with my partner though. If she says no, then, well, you might yet be disappointed

Ms Trolley, shall we have a conflab in your office?

Well good afternoon MrsM, my new business partner
I believe we do need a meeting re a job application from a Mr C Stout.

After reading his CV, I have noticed Mr Stout does seem to have previous experience of writing for publication and a lot of enthusiasm for the subject. I am willing to offer him a job, but at the moment the pay packet might be a bit lacking. (ie we're skint)

The picture he sent in is fine, but he'll have to leave his two "assistants" at home, don't you think? Unless they are good at making coffee