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Yes. Or they happen to own a small printing business and lots of boxes of spare paper. They can come then.

Were you reading the same CV as I was reading? The one I read didnt sound a bit like yours. Mine made quite eyeopening reading, I can tell you.

I will however be following up the reference from "Ladykillers Lap Dancing and Forum Revue Bar, Orkney High Street."

yes you certainly should follow that up. Can't have any shady characters working for our high class publication! And I'm worried about the nipple tassles, quite frankly

Who else do we need to be employin then? I thought Jamie Oliver on the cookery section. But I still cant think of a name???

Oh can I please have a job as a summariser or something?

Have plenty of experience - just check the Cameron's Column thread. Actually on second thoughts... my summarising there probably isn't the best example I can try and cut out rambling

Well, it's Saturday, so I've done weekly trip to newsagent, for paper, t.v. guide, and traditional free look at Heat.

Kinga looks well, I suppose, though I quite liked her softer, natural, original image. Can't say if she was wearing any industrial strength foundation garments - so I'll conclude that it's the sit-ups that have transformed her.

She'll have a workout video out soon.

- OK, gang, now get your bottles ready. And crouch, crouch, crouch, crouch. Insert, crouch, crouch, crouch...

OUCH!

Gah, they have interrupted our plans to overthrow Heat magazine, with some more kinga based comment. We really do need that new thread. Can I be Julia Sawalha?

Im heading to general chat to continue this random off topicness there. Sorry Kinga fans.