Lesley From Big Brother Legally Didn’t Shag 100 Men
There's such a steady stream of housemates on Big Brother these days that most of them are erased from our mind the instant they leave the Big Brother house, but some refuse to crawl back to anonymity - just like Lesley from Big Brother 2005.
Oh come on, you remember Lesley from Big Brother 2005 - big girl, northern, fond of ill-fitting PVC uniforms, crippling lack of any self-awareness whatsoever… that's right, her.
Anyway, Lesley from Big Brother - or Lesley Sanderson as she's bewilderingly started to call herself now - has thrown herself back into the news by winning a large amount of money from the Daily Star after the newspaper claimed that Lesley had, amongst other things, slept with 100 men. These claims were entirely false, the High Court decided yesterday.
In actual fact Lesley from Big Brother had slept with over a billion men, 128 different kinds of animal and - during one particularly dull evening - an entire cross-channel ferry. And it didn't even touch the sides.
Oh come on, that was a joke. Don't sue us.
HecklerSpray