29 March 2007
GET BACK TO REALITY
THIS week's esteemed P.I.S.H. (Publicity I'm Seeking Here) award goes to that Kemal bloke (you'll need a good memory) from Big Brother 4. Or was it 5? Nope, me neither.
As our Razz girls reported this week, he's making a bid to cling desperately to any remnant of celebrity by placing this ad on his website.
"My name is Kemal, some of you may know me as a UK television personality... I have now decided to put a band together. I am looking for instrumentalists who are 18-30."
The band name has yet to be decided, but it's thought it will reflect the essence of the group.
Might be wise to point out that 'The Who' has already been used.
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