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HappyDaiz · **Joined:** 29 Jun 02, 16:52 **Posts:** 10718

Obo wrote:

But you cant love EVERYTHING about someone thats what makes us human!

Example - my other half insists on picking the skin on the bottom of his feet and feeds it to the dogs!

I HATE that BUT it doesnt make me LOVE him any less!!!!

(god I'm crying!!!!)

Obo

He is also a fart under the covers and shove your head under kinda guy!!!

HATE that too!!!

DXY

He must be loaded........ ::lol::

BBro · **Joined:** 25 May 03, 16:31 **Posts:** 89

I see where you're coming from. Wasnt impugning your morality either. :angel:

I know if I asked myself that question about my girlfriend, and remembered such a fart incident, I wouldnt quibble about whether she loved me or not too lol ::lol::

Obo

nah hes got a big.
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Obo

You havent smelled HD's farts have you?

::lol::

HappyDaiz · **Joined:** 29 Jun 02, 16:52 **Posts:** 10718

That shut 'em all up didn't it? ::lol::

BBro · **Joined:** 25 May 03, 16:31 **Posts:** 89

dizzy bint wrote:

BB4 wrote:

With thanks to BB4's Scott:

Did you hear about the atheist, dyslexic, insomniac?

He lay in bed all night wondering if there was a dog.

(yes, I know there is a 'Jokes' forum but it seemed much better here !)

I would like to point out that this joke comes from a book: "Why Men Don't Listen and Woman Can't Read Maps" originally and as such perhaps it breaks copyright?

Just to nab that jobsworthy award away, up to 10% of the text can be quoted or used without infringeing copyright, if i remember rightly.

BBro · **Joined:** 25 May 03, 16:31 **Posts:** 89

Lol, my post came in time to save an embarrasing hiatus ::lol::

HappyDaiz · **Joined:** 29 Jun 02, 16:52 **Posts:** 10718

If we type anything, will be get in trouble with whoever wrote the dictionary? :-?

BBro · **Joined:** 25 May 03, 16:31 **Posts:** 89

Ach, nooo. ( Said in an Orkneyite accent).

Would you believe I actually really did fall for the "Did you know they removed the word 'gullible' from the dictionary" trick! ::lol::

HappyDaiz · **Joined:** 29 Jun 02, 16:52 **Posts:** 10718

awwwwww bless!

(did they?lol)

OldGit

HappyDaiz wrote:

AND THE JOBSWORTH AWARD GOES TO............BB4!!!!!!!!!!! ::lol::

I'm still catching up from my weekend away - only just seen that... why? I wasn't quoting the copyright stuff, no idea what book it came from - if it ain't in the Dandy or Beano then I wouldn't know! Was 'quoted' from the C4 site, where it was part of a topic there - just trying to get the last bits of hazlenut from between my teeth...

BBro · **Joined:** 25 May 03, 16:31 **Posts:** 89

Lol, i was gonna edit my post to put in that the test is a trick - for gullibility

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I like the one that goes "Which seven letter word has 3 "U"s in it.

And they go "Dont know, whatever it is, it must be unusual".

::lol::

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