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I know this is the wrong forum to post this topic (sorry to all mods as I know this causes a lot of hassle) but I have been dumped by my PR**K of a boyfriend today. We have had an on-off relationship for over 7 years. He phones me to tell me at work that he has met someone else and they are getting married in 4 weeks......

At present I am in shock which is possibly why I am submitting this on a nationwide forum. However, I am calling upon my BBFans friends to offer advice as to how I can exact revenge. Please keep any suggestions legal.

Grrrrr.....honestly I can't stop swearing and crying at the moment. I am through with men for life.

CHRIST!!!

So sorry to hear this has happend to you, what a b@stard.

Firstly, just because this moron has been to much of a coward to tell you he was in another relationship until he had too, doesnt mean that all men are this bad.
Secondly, as far as revenge goes, I wouldnt recomend it. Why sink to his level and trust me whatever you may do wont make you feel any better about it in the long run. I would say dont let him know that you are that upset, dont let him know that he has this effect on your life, treat him like the piece of sh!t he is and discard him without a thought.

Whatever he may have done, it doesnt mean that this girl has any idea so if you do do anything dont let her be the brunt of it, unless of course she has no idea that he has been seeing you whilst being engaged to her, now that is a piece of information she should be aware of. Though he may have told her and that is why he finaly told you.

This Guy is not worth the effort. Move on ad keep your dignity.

Let him be the one who is the lowlife scum, dont sink to that level.

Oh Jonnyboy, thanks....

I can't believe I have posted this on here-I know this is seriously airing your dirty laundry in a large forum. I'm not the sort of person to be nasty and I know I won't do anything about this. I am just going to have to accept this s**t. Thanks for the advice-I do appreciate it

I know all men aren't this bad but at the moment, I feel really disillusioned. I tell you, if I had a pair of scissors in my hand right now, I would be seriously considering doing a Mrs Bobbit No2.

awww *hugs*

I suggest you find a nice wet fish, and slap him around the chops with it.

You'd probably be doing the world a favor but he isnt worth it.

What doesnt kill us makes us stronger and all, be the bigger person, and also just think thats one more tosser out of the way of you finding Mr Right.

Jonnyboy is right Ruby, don't stoop to his level. You'll get through this. Its early days, just give yourself some time. You may eventually realise he didn't deserve you and it sounds like you are better of without him. Commiserations.

Yeah I know a lot about things like that, and the best thing is what they said dont go to there level, it wont help anyone.

Listen, thanks you guys, you are making me feel slightly better and less irrational at the moment.

and plus, think of all the fun you can have now you are footlose and fancy free

*passes a bucket of red paint to Ruby*

Go on, give the town a good coat

JB, it is not one bucket of red paint I need-it is the entire section of paint pots in B and Q that I need!!!

Ooooo, I am going to go to Edinburgh this weekend and go completely mental. Bring on the fags and booze by the ton.

Keep your chin up Ruby rabbit, these plenty of nice chaps out there and next time you will get a good one.

Thinking of you

Thank you Rose

I'll go out with you Ruby!!

Oh Torihead!!!!

My little Vice President of the Smiley Art Club is back!!!

Well, thank you young man-you have cheered me up no end. Haven't seen you for yonks. Methinks it is about time for some Smiley Art however, I am going to phone my pal just now to have a good sob and moan.

Keep in touch. Can't wait to get the old art going again-(even though it drives Christine mental-sorry Christine).

You take care, lots of love Ruby

Hi Ruby Rabbit,
You have my deepest sympathy-7years is a long time to waste on a total drongo. My suggestion for revenge might sound strange but what would really confuse him would be for you to be HAPPY for him-just don't show you give a damn-
The closest emotion to love [and you think you love him don't you?] is hate-but indifference [or APPEARING to be indifferent] will be the greatest revenge- he will EXPECT you to be gutted-but if you pretend your not just think what a let-down that would be for his ego.
On the other hand-a knife and the word BOBBIT comes to mind!!
Chin up babe-you WILL get over this t***-and meet someone who deserves your love- I promise you