BB FANS

on the housemates

Jon - Trying too hard should be called RIMMER
Gos - OK guy
Ray - Top bloke
Cameron - OK guy (bit of a softy)
Scott - along for the ride, bit dull
Fed - Awful, awful, awful. OUT OUT OUT

Nush - Total wet blanket
Sissy - horendous accent
Tania - careful, really concious of how she is perceived
Justine - very normal, very dull
Steph - Wet blanket number two - wants to be the cook

Ray to win.

Jon - Boring Plank:
Gos - live in chef:
Ray - Runs his mouth too much.
Cameron - I still cant make out why he applied for BB
Scott - Who?!
Fed - Great! he's a gem.

Nush -Sexless
Sissy - Shush!
Tania - Sexy, confident, potental winner.
Justine - same as Scott:
Steph - Live in housekeeper:

Fed or Tania to win.

Jon - strange but weirdly interesting

Fred - a thick plank

Ray - The winner

Cameron - To goody goody

Scott - why

Gos - soft touch ( being used )

Nush - Slonne ranger

Steph - another why

Justine - ordinary ( poss winner if ts a girl )

Tania - Im better than you

Sissy - big mouth with nothing to say

hmmmm still havent warmed to them as much as I usually do by now but

jon.... is me fav hope he wins
nush....needs a bomb up her backside to get her going methinks
steph....who
scott...who
justine....ok
tania...think she will start to ***** soon
sissy....confident, does me head in though
cameron....im sure his not really a perv
ray....think as time goes on he could be a laugh
gos... cant make my mind up about him
FED... cant stand him

Jon - Super intelligent individual who doesnt want to be there

Gos - Tries too hard to be liked. When there is an argument, what side will he take?

Fed - Attention seeker

Nush - Calm and quite quiet

Ray - Cool and Calm. May know he is in there with idiots.

Scott - What does he do? Blander than Bland

Cameron - Mommys Boy

Justine - Thinks she is the life and soul of the party. About as interesting as the colour grey. Grey might have personality though.

Steph - People complain about Sissy's voice. Stephs voice is the work of Satan. Non Personality.

Sissy - Loud and Brash but I expect will be fun.

Tania - Vain, Insecure and has a set of Billy Bob teeth.

Jon - Has distinct possibilities - he's completely out of his tree but his goofiness makes me laugh.
Gos - He's grinding on me because of his constant shouting.
Cameron - Sweet but a bit wet.
Scott - A complete non-entity - he's just about disappeared.
F[U]derico - What a total tosser he is [and slimey to boot]. YESSS OUT OUT OUT!!!!
Ray - MMmmmm.... He SEEMS OK but I'm not so sure.....
Nush - Dippy fairy girl and seems to be struck dumb for a lot of the time.
Sissy - Makes up for what Nush doesn't say and then some...Can't she shut her big cake-hole, just for once? Her voice is like fingernails down a blackboard.
Justine - Has'nt made a great impression on me-she just seems boring.
Steph - Too nice, it's like she's out of a lame BBC sit-com.
Tania - "Eeek I might break a nail" girl. She's VERY controlled and I suspect she's a secret potential axe-murderer. Why don't I like her? I think she's REALLY creepy.

My Family?




Gos - Top fella,reminds me of the geeky fat kid you get in school,who spends dinner money on chocolate and comics,really lovable
Jon - Strange,but entertaining,very borign though,get him out
Ray - Inoffensive,nice body,bit boring though,thinks of himself as a "geezer"
Scott - same as Ray
Fed - Utter ****! Poser,Stick thin,wannabe!! Hate him
Cam - Closet homo,annoyingly nice and a wet blanket

Nush - Lovable,air head,silly billy,cute stuff
Tania - IT girl wannabe,entertaining,foxy bitch
Justine - Down 2 earth Leeds Las,lovable and funny,girl next door!
Steph - Serial Killer,David Sneddon hair,Smiles to much,irratating
Sissy - Gets uglier day by day,keep her in,she'll start a fight sooner or later!

Sissy is a gorgeous little sex bomb.

And hopefully she is about to go off. Let this be the week of explosions, temper losses and juvenile rants.

Much like these wonderful forums!

Can someone explain the appeal of Ray to me? I am a little confused (as usual.)

Sissy = Pippi Longstockins

Gos-clone of Jeremy Spake (BBC1's Airport "star"). Inoffensive.

Fed-One prize ar--ho-e. (fill in the gaps at your leisure).Cringingly unfunny. Looks like he has problems with his thyroid with those protruding froggy eyes.

Scott-The Invisible Man

Ray-Easy on the eye. Pleasant enough.

Cameron-Totally dodgy bible basher. Has obviously lived a VERY sheltered life.

Jon-entertaining to watch but probably a total nightmare to live with.


Nush-Lives in a world full of candy floss, butterflies, bubbles and rainbows.

Sissy-Satan's daughter. Owns a face you would just want to slap. Horrific and seriously not remotely entertaining when drunk.

Steph-Dull as dishwater. Has teeth similar to Red Rum.

Justine-Dull as dishwater. Possible undercover Marilyn Manson fan.

Tania-Jemima Khan lookalike. Pleasant but has a hidden agenda.

Lmao.... I never thought of that one. haha nice.