BB FANS

I'm sure the makers of Big Bro are monitoring the chatrooms, so to help them out (and to enusure BB survives another year), how about suggestions of how to make viewing more watchable.

My thoughts:

- Remove all the books (and replace with one copy of the new Harry Potter and see who fights for it)
- Ask Cam to bring back 4 of the best HMs from Africa, and send four of ours out there.
- Send in a comic celeb
- Booze, booze and more booze

Ummm, what do you think? over to you.

Booze,
take away all beds bar the double and one single,
slip acid into their water supply,
swap the herbs for canabis,
give them a £3000 shopping budget
Turn the reward room into a 24 disco
Leave varius leathal weapons lying around (ie, gun, sword, axe, land mine etc)

.......And if the BB top-brass, do read this:-

.......YOU MIGHT WANT TO THINK ABOUT OTHER
CAREER OPTIONS, COS YOU'VE MADE A PIGS-EAR
OUT OF BB4.GET DOWN THE JOB CENTRE!