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PostPosted: 07 Jun 06, 12:08 
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Smart-arsed answers to songs with questions for titles (or that have questions in the lyrics). Or even any song title/lyric that makes you answer back.

This makes more sense with an example or two:

How Soon Is Now? (The Smiths)
Dunno mate, left me watch at home. How long is a piece of string?

What Do I Get? (Buzzcocks)
Nothing if you continue to be a whiny, self-pitying nerd.

Do You Really Want To Hurt Me? (Culture Club)
Yes, every bit as much as your singing hurts my ears.

How Can I Love You More? (M People)
Well, you can start to use your mouth to pleasure my privates instead of torturing my ears.

Do You Know The Way To San Jose? (Dionne Warwick)
For the last time, NO! You're going around in circles. That's three times you've asked me already! Buy a f-cking map!

Why Can't I Touch It? (Buzzcocks)
Because if you do, I'll break your bloody arm!

What's Going On? (Marvin Gaye)
Nothing mate, honest! You're wife just asked me to heat up the bed for her. Anyway she said you were gay.

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Ever Fallen In Love With Someone (You Shouldn't Have Fallen In Love With)? (Buzzcocks)
Eh, come again? Could you repeat the question?

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excellent! so, in the vein of San Jose....

Is This the Way to Amarillo?

Nope luv, it's the M25.


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Where Have All The Good Times Gone? (The Kinks)

They walked out the door when you clowns walked on stage.

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How Will I Know (if he really loves me)? - whitney Houston


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Are you Ready For Love? Elton John


Nope, but I'm ready for me dinner

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Where have all the boot boys gone? (Slaughter and the Dogs)
- down the Cop Shop to hand in their passports

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Where's me jumper? (some horrible early 90's band who's name escapes me)

3rd drawer down, behind your T-shirts

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Dr Hook If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?


Do you think I was born yesterday?

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Why? Are you scared of cats?

Ok I know it wasn't a question but I answered with one:D

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What's the Frequency, Kenneth?

102 if you're looking for Ray's radio station....


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I know it's been repeated but

Do you know the way to San Jose?

You start at XXXXX in Rochdale and head towards Claremont Road for 75 yd.

Leave XXXXXX and turn right into Claremont Road. Stay on for 42 yd. 0 min
117 yd

Leave Claremont Road and turn right into Bury Road (B6222). Stay on for 206 yd. 0 min
323 yd

Leave Bury Road (B6222) and turn left into Roch Valley Way (B6452). Stay on for 1415 yd. 2 min
1738 yd
Enter the roundabout and leave at the 2. exit onto Edinburgh Way (A664). 2 min
1.03 ml

Stay on Edinburgh Way (A664) for 614 yd. 2 min
1.38 ml
You just left Rochdale. 2 min
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Leave Edinburgh Way (A664) and join the A627(M) . Stay on for 1.02 ml. 3 min
2.40 ml
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28.22 ml

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244.60 ml

Leave M25 at exit M25 J30/J31 and join A282. Stay on for 1.81 ml. 03:27 h
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464.47 ml

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465.75 ml
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470.11 ml

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475.55 ml
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488.92 ml


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598.24 ml


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602.65 ml


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971.03 ml
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At connection point Échangeur de Biriatou change from A63 onto the AP-8. Follow the AP-8 for 5.40 ml. 14:40 h
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1027.11 ml
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1027.11 ml

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1305.02 ml

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1312.22 ml

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1649.66 ml


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1670.75 ml
You are entering Las Cabezas de San Juan. 24:02 h
1670.75 ml

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1671.61 ml

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1671.98 ml
You just left Las Cabezas de San Juan. 24:04 h
1671.98 ml

Leave Calle Doctor Fleming (A-371) and head straightforward onto A-371. Stay on for 18.11 ml. 24:22 h
1690.10 ml

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1691.16 ml
You are entering Villamartín. 24:23 h
1691.16 ml

Follow the A-382 for 1.39 ml. 24:25 h
1692.55 ml

Leave A-382 and head straightforward onto A-373. Stay on for 215 yd. 24:25 h
1692.67 ml
You just left Villamartín. 24:25 h
1692.67 ml

After 12.76 ml turn right onto A-373. 24:38 h
1705.43 ml

Leave A-373 and head straightforward onto San José (A-373). Stay on for 212 yd. 24:38 h
1705.55 ml
You have arrived at your destination San José (A-373)

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