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Saw a lass vomit into her handbag one night then carry on as if nothing had happened!

Oh yuck. Can you imagine when she got home and was looking for her keys?

A man I work with once puked up in a lady's handbag and then left That really is vile, imagine what she must have thought when she tried to get her keys out or something. Gads.

These things make me glad I've never been drunk.

Its a good idea to look up an ex(or mates in this case) on friends reunited and arrange to meet up(they will not have aged well...honest!!)

Sorry to go OT but I never read Ellie's post about keys when I posted mine, freaky deaky!

Great minds think alike Jezi.

































and fools seldom differ.

when vodka seems a good idea at ten to one

When it seems like a good idea to move traffic cones

When you ex husband seems hunerous

...when you wake up in the morning totally naked on the covers of a bed that's not yours with an arm around you that's not yours in a room that's neather yours nor the person's who's arm is around you. The bedroom door is open even though you're sure you closed it at some point, and there's a note in the fridgedoor that says: "Went to the market, didn't want to wake you two! Love, Granny"

Oh my god that must have been one of the most embarrasing moments of my life

Is about the only thing have never done drunk.Somehow I always end up in my own bed tho often dont know how the hell I got there.

Even though the policeman has just told you not to, walked around the corner and you carry on.

No? I've done a lot of those weird mornings on my time. That's definately the one part about beeing single I don't miss. The mornings are horrendes

Am either an angel or incapable

I am both