BB FANS

Who'll Help Me To Forget? (Buzzcocks)

Do I know you? Have we met?

Suicide Is Painless (theme from M*A*S*H)

How do you know? Have you tried it?

Why Do Fools Fall In Love? (Frankie Lymon & the Teenagers)

Because they are fools. Next question!

What's New Pussycat? (Tom Jones)

I've been to London to see the Queen. Bitch wasn't in!

I Just Don't Know What To Do With Myself (Tommy Hunt)

Blimey, if you don't even know how to do that, it's better you end it all now.

What Becomes of the Broken Hearted?


They turn to drink and talk shite to anyone who listens.

Heaven knows I'm miserable now.

FFS!What have you got to be miserable about?You got the frigging job now so get on with it and quit with the self pity.

Walk On By (Dionne Warwick)

Don't worry love, I wasn't stopping.


(There's always) Something there to Remind Me (Sandie Shaw)

Well, have you ever thought about cleaning up then? And put some bloody shoes on! You'll hurt yourself on the clutter for a start.

I walk the line(Johnny Cash)

In those shoes??I don't think so!

Ring of fire(johnny Cash)

Looks like last nights Jalfrezi was a mistake then

Duran Duran - Is there something I should know?

Why what have you heard.



Culture Club - Do you really want to hurt me?

Yes

I drove all night

Well,if you'd listened to me and taken a RIGHT at the pear tree interchange,you wouldn't have had to,would you?But ,oh no!You know best!

Don't You Want Me? (The Human League)

With that hair? You're having a laugh! Get a bloody haircut, and I'll maybe give you a call.

How Much is that Doggy in the Window?

Forget it mate. Paris Hilton's already bought that one, as well as the matching accessories.

How soon is now??

How I hate rhetorical questions and the smartasses who ask them?