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PostPosted: 27 Mar 06, 14:01 
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Arrogant people will be shot...


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Men will be ALLOWED to leave the toilet seat up ;)


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Toilet seats will have gender sensors and will lift the seat up or put it down depending on the number o hormones it senses in the room.

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Men will always have the remote control :D


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Men will know their place.

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Westy wrote:
Men will always have the remote control :D



they do anyway :roll:


The scratching of nether regions whilst burping and breaking wind will be punishable by electric shock treatment :D


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TVS will come with his and hers remote controls :D


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Men will discuss their emotions with their male friends in the pub.

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Eating will make you thin and smoking will make you fat.

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When looking for something in a cupboard, men will not just open the cupboard door and expect the missing item to jump out and say "Here I am". They will instead move a few items out of the way so they can find the item (which is probably right in front of their faces anyway)

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Men will learn to separate whites and coloureds and load a dishwasher correctly. :D


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Men will appreciate women for what they do, whatever that is.






and of course vice versa :angel:

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Factory Records' abacus idea will be manufactured and sold to men everywhere wanting an easier life

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Childrens bedrooms will automatically tidy and single socks found under beds will be a thing of the past


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We will smash the white racist, homophobic, patriarchial, bullsh*t paradigm. :D

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