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Then there is a ring on the phone
It's your mum, then you groan

Oh no! Don't lower the tone!
I'd leave that phone well alone!

Just tell your mum she's a pain in the bum!

That's not a pain in the bum

That's where I pulled out my thumb

Be careful with that CC, my old chum -
A didgit up the Ar*e may need a speculum!

The games are getting quite absurd
Cos you lose if you can't type the words

Well some people think they're so clever,
they think they can type forever

Not forever my dears

Just all night it appears

Oh well, that'd be right
continue all through the night

Will have to go to bed quite soon

Or we'll have been here longer than the moon

Well the moon's not full of sorrow
When people see this tomorrow!

I saw this today
and wished I had stayed up to play

I know, it really was fun-
Couldn't stop once we'd begun!

Its a shame work gets in the way
and takes us away from our computer play

Time is limited, yes it's true
But we make the most of it when we do.

(Anyone else think this is sounding like a Rupert Annual? )