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I wouldn't allow you that much road space.

Council workers who steal parts of the road and hand it over to bearded cycle types

Very cruel of you to mention my beard on a public forum


Tara Palmer Tompkinson.Is she or isn't she seeing James Blunt?Does anyone give a monkeys?

Completely agree Monkey. Shouldn't be allowed.

People who don't acknowledge when you let them in at a junction. It's just common courtesy you ignorant ungrateful tossers.

People who cant spell acknowledge :P

Oh and ignore your posts

Sort of on the same subject, cyclists who cycle on the pavement. I don't mean kids, but grown-ups in all the gear! It's terrifying (and probably against the law). Ooooooh!

It IS against the law but if ,like me, you have to cycle on a straight extremely fast road,the police turn a blind eye to it as its regarded as safer(and there are very few pedestrians on that route).

People who let their hedges get so overgrown or park their car on the pavement so you have no choice if you're pushing a pushchair but to go onto the road.Extremely dangerous and bliddy inconsiderate!

indeed!

Broken paving stones. Particularly in rich boroughs such as Kensington and Chelsea where the plebs like me fall over and the residents don't notice them because they're in their 4x4s or, more often, picked up by their chauffeurs.

Edit: Just realised that this thread called "people" not "things", so I would say then

"The residents of posh boroughs like Kensington & Chelsea who vote Conservative and therefore nothing is spent on mending paving stones."

Noel Edmonds

You leave Noel alone, he is a lovely little fellow.

Mr Blobby used to really get me going. I almost decked the pratt inside the suit when I worked in London.

We used to get some strange types in our studio

Gordon the gopher

Awww I loved Gordon the gopher

Phili Schofield then!

I quite liked him too, but wasn't so keen on the blonde guy with the monkey who came after him.

I still kinda fancy Philip Scofield now.

Don't be cruel to the deceaced, Pikey!

Your actual Gary Rhodes. Have you ever counted how many times he says actual? In one show he got into the 20s, and in one senctence said it three times.

Andy Crane.