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People who stand in your shop lane peeing against the bin when you are trying to get out

thats gross!

It really was, I thought the girl who said it first was joking but she definitely wasn't

Think he was quite drunk though because we were going "yuck yuck yuck" and he was oblivious

i remmeber being moored alongside in a french harbour and some frenchmen was reliving himself over the quay onto my deck i think the way i yelled at him in english needed litle translating into french ... it wasnt as if it was night thou .. it was midday ..

the french .. see above ... oh and dont get me started on their concept of universal multisex toilets

Tell us about the French race's concept of universal multisex toilets, blagman....

oh it involves walking down a corridor with standup urinals on the left for the men as the women walk on by to use the hole in floor long drop bogs with only half door saloon style doors where a lock isnt required as no one is going to miss that a cubicle is acupied unless they miss yoir beaming smile over the top of the door,,

I remember attempting to use a toilet in France once, and finding the hole in the ground. I think I ran out of the place straight away.

Wouldn't fancy seeing the men doing the business like that - and noticing how few of them wash their hands afterwards.

any

you get to the hole in the floor quick enough. thou flushing the thing while still standing over it is something you only ever do once ... the souls that do cant be idntified by the damp squishing nosie their shoes make on exit

TOO MUCH INFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my neighbours have just trumped home from the pub with about 17 people in toe ... no doubt i`m in for another all night sessiion till they fall out of the place drunk out of their heads at 4 am ... which will be nice

the clog dancers?

i think they have a conga theme going on tonight

oh they do sound delightful!

*probably can't speak in the way of conga lines - thinks of 16th birthday *

cats who crap where they're not supposed to, and make no attempt to cover it up

Those hole in the floor Loos are gross, you often find them at rest areas on the Autoroutes and they are hardly ever cleaned.

So... Local authorities that don't clean their toilets.

Wayne Rooney