BB FANS

I would never wake up in my own bed but with un accounted for ruises

whats are ruises ,,,

I would never admit on any forum that I like to wear womens clothing and hang around in bars

what's wrong with hanging around in bars?

I would never ever go in BB

I would never go out without sunblock

you don't need it oop north

I would never do a richey

I would never say that I wouldnt(do a richey)

I would never describe to a friend a few times about how I had spent a day last week projectile vomiting - sometimes people give FAR too many details.

I would never be secretly VERY amused at Gary Neville winding up the Liverpool fans this afternoon!!

I would never play dumb

I wouldn't have to

I would never talk in riddles even when drunk

I would never fall asleep in the bath

I would never meet a stranger off the net

I will never again shave using a hedge strimmer

I would never have a video chat with someone in my pyjamas and make-up less