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>> > > Defense Attorney:

>> > > What is your age?

>> > > Little old Woman:

>> > > I am 86 years old.

>> > > Defense Attorney:

>> > > Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?

>> > > Little old Woman:

>> > > There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front

>> > > porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man

>> > > comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

>> > > Defense Attorney:

>> > > Did you know him?

>> > > Little old Woman:

>> > > No, but he sure was friendly.

>> > > Defense Attorney:

>> > > What happened after he sat down?

>> > > Little old Woman:

>> > > He started to rub my thigh.

>> > > Defense Attorney:

>> > > Did you stop him?

>> > > Little old Woman:

>> > > No, I didn't stop him.

>> > > Defense Attorney:

>> > > Why not?

>> > > Little old Woman:

>> > > It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner

>> > > passed away some 30 years ago.

>> > > Defense Attorney:

>> > > What happened next?

>> > > Little old Woman:

>> > > He began to rub my breasts.

>> > > Defense Attorney:

>> > > Did you stop him then?

>> > > Little old Woman:

>> > > No, I did not stop him.

>> > > Defense Attorney:

>> > > Why not?

>> > > Little old Woman:

>> > > Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive

>> > > and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

>> > > Defense Attorney:

>> > > What happened next?

>> > > Little old Woman:

>> > > Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just laid down and

>> > > said to him..."Take me ...young man...Take me!"

>> > > Defense Attorney:

>> > > Did he take you?

>> > > Little old Woman:

>> > > Hell, no. He just yelled, "April Fool!" ....And that's when

>> > > I shot the little *******

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