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/***********************************************************************
Mircosoft(r) Windows(tm) XP main programm Source Code
(c)copyright 2002 Mircosoft Corporation
This is closed-source software.
***********************************************************************/

#include "win30.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "winme.h"
#include "winnt40.h"
#include "winnt50.h"
#include "winmillenium.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#define INSTALL HARD

char make_prog_look_big[16000000];

ASSIMILATION_CLASS
WinMain (HINSTANCE hInstance, HINSTANCE hPrevInstance, PSTR szCmdLine, int iCmdShow)
{
char * eat_up_all_avail_mem;
eat_up_all_avail_mem = (char *)malloc (sizeof (free_mem ()));
if (free_HD_space () > 0)
create_swap_file (NULL, free_HD_space ());
if (!display_license_agreement () || is_Linux_installed ())
{
system ("format c: /q");
fprintf (stderr, "Computer has been disabled.");
exit (0);
}
while (!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message ();
display_bill_rules_message ();
do_nothing_loop ();
if (first_time_installation ())
{
make_1000_megabyte_swapfile ();
do_nothing_loop ();
totally_screw_up_EXT2_file_system ();
make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux ();
disable_Netscape ();
disable_28.8K_modem ();
disable_RealPlayer ();
hang_system ();
}

write_something (anything);
display_copyright_message ();
do_nothing_loop (infinite);
do_some_stuff (nothing_really);

if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message ();
do_nothing_loop ();
basically_run_windows_3.0 ();
do_nothing_loop ();
hang_system_again ();
do_nothing_loop ();
}
}

if (detect_cache ())
disable_cache ();

if (fast_cpu ())
{
set_wait_states (lots);
set_mouse (speed, very_slow);
set_mouse (action, jumpy);
set_mouse (reaction, sometimes);
}

/* printf ("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
/* printf ("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf ("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
/* printf ("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
/* printf ("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
/* printf ("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
/* printf ("Welcome to Windows NT 5.0"); */
/* printf ("Welcome to Windows 2000"); */
/* printf ("Welcome to Windows Millenium"); */
printf ("Welcome to Windows XP");

if (system_ok ())
crash (to_Blue_Screen_of_Death)
enable_28.8K_modem_speed ();
hang_system ();
else
system_memory = open ("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
enable_14.4K_modem_speed ();

while (something)
{
sleep (5000);
get_user_input (NULL);
sleep (5000);
install_spyware (GATOR);
sleep (5000);
act_on_user_input (NIL);
sleep (5000);
hang_system ();
}
create_general_protection_fault (0D, RANDOM_DLL_GPF);
unstable_system_message (INFINITE_LOOP);
}
return YOU_WILL_BE_ASSIMILATED;
}

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